ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

For some reason, my testicles feel like an elephant jumped on them. Which means they hurt like fuck. I didn't do anything to provoke them. What do I do BF2s?
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6996|NYC / Hamburg

fap, release the pressure
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7061

Masturbate
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6957|Global Command
When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7061

ATG wrote:

When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
For me it's the other way around

Sometimes when i fap too much, my lower left back hurts. Should I be worried?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

max wrote:

fap, release the pressure
Something tells me that'll make it worse.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7121
Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7061

ghettoperson wrote:

max wrote:

fap, release the pressure
Something tells me that'll make it worse.
Time to amputate.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7121

Gooners wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

max wrote:

fap, release the pressure
Something tells me that'll make it worse.
Time to amputate.
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/103770549_e73c391fa8.jpg?v=0
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7093|NT, like Mick Dundee

Blue balls or wat?

What's the deal? You might have a hernia or summat... Masturbation solves everything though.

ghettoperson wrote:

max wrote:

fap, release the pressure
Something tells me that'll make it worse.
MASTURBATION SOLVES EVERYTHING.

Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-01 19:27:34)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Roc18
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+655|6219|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
sigh
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6425|Belgium

Gooners wrote:

ATG wrote:

When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
For me it's the other way around

Sometimes when i fap too much, my lower left back hurts. Should I be worried?
Muscle spasms leading to cramp no biggie
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6936
have you had an erection for a long period of time? did you eat a piece of gourmet orange crumple pie recently?

email ur reply bak asap
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

Superior Mind wrote:

Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
I don't think it's that. It's just a general dull ache. It's like being kicked in the balls, but without the kicking.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7121

ghettoperson wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
I don't think it's that. It's just a general dull ache. It's like being kicked in the balls, but without the kicking.
That's happened to be. Sometimes shit just hurts, just ignore it. Maybe take some aspirin.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

CanadianLoser wrote:

have you had an erection for a long period of time? did you eat a piece of gourmet orange crumple pie recently?

email ur reply bak asap
Your post is kinda giving me an erection. But no, I haven't had any gourmet pie recently.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6581|what

Next time read the warnings.

https://i42.tinypic.com/28l8lfl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
chittydog
less busy
+586|7263|Kubra, Damn it!

Flecco wrote:

Blue balls or wat?

What's the deal? You might have a hernia or summat... Masturbation solves everything though.

ghettoperson wrote:

max wrote:

fap, release the pressure
Something tells me that'll make it worse.
MASTURBATION SOLVES EVERYTHING.
Amazingly, it even solves addiction to masturbation...
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7101|A sunburnt country
Go get it checked.  It may be embarrassing but something could be seriously wrong.  If they are twisted and you don't do anything, your nuts will go gangrene and need amputating. 

I had a friend in high school that dropped a padlock in his lap, which caused his nuts to twist and he ended up losing one.  It all happened overnight too.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

It's 3:30 in the morning, that's why I've resorted to you lot.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6954|South Florida
I've had random scary pain in my left nut before its random and feels like its muscle related because it happens when i move certain ways and possibly when internal muscles squeez a certain way.

usually goes away

googles is so muhc more helpful

http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker

choose your sex age and zoom in on the genitals. lots of symptoms

Last edited by Mitch (2009-04-01 19:38:33)

15 more years! 15 more years!
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6966|Long Island, New York

VspyVspy wrote:

Go get it checked.
This...it'll be weird and kinda embarrassing, but it's better than losing your nuts if it goes unchecked.

When I was in 7th grade I had a testicular cancer scare, and it started off just like what you're telling me. So go get it checked. If I hadn't, I'd be walking lopsided right now.

Plus, if you're lucky like I was, when they do the sonogram on your nuts, you'll get a fucking hot-ass radiologist who'll rub warm lube on your nuts. Feels good man.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7078

I think Google will just serve to scare the shit out of me at this point. Hopefully I'll just sleep it off. Night babes.
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6361|United States
lol i'm having the same issue. it's like a dull ache in my left nut, but i only feel it at certain times,and it's pretty tolerable most of the time. i should probably go get it checked out. It also might epididymitis or whatever, which is an infection of the testicle

Last edited by argo4 (2009-04-01 19:45:33)

Brasso
member
+1,549|7059

it happens to me if i jizz several times within a short period of time.  tmi?
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