If it takes MORE than 2 seconds you probably have Elephantiasis..Sup wrote:
2 seconds for small dicks tbhiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.

If it takes MORE than 2 seconds you probably have Elephantiasis..Sup wrote:
2 seconds for small dicks tbhiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
or happy timeiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
If it takes MORE than 2 seconds you probably have Elephantiasis..Sup wrote:
2 seconds for small dicks tbhiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
I had it when I was 8 days old.Kptk92 wrote:
I got circumsised when I was 8
fuck me it fucking killed for a week
Nobody will understand how great this post isPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
I thought you were a jewwah1188 wrote:
When I peel back my foreskin it smells like prawns.
lolzPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
only 2 secs?iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
War Man was born on the battlefield. That's why he's always ready for war.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WHAT???War Man wrote:
I didn't get circumcised seeing as I wasn't born in a hospital.
What gave you the idea I'm a Jew?Mekstizzle wrote:
Nobody will understand how great this post isPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.I thought you were a jewwah1188 wrote:
When I peel back my foreskin it smells like prawns.
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.Roc18 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
You'd cut parts of your dick off for the demands of a serpentine woman?Mutantsteak wrote:
Whatever the woman wants
So what happens when you break-up and find another? Pretty sure they don't give receipts at the hospital for circumcision operations...
It's only better "for hygiene" if a guy with foreskin doesn't know how to roll it back and give the goddamn pecker a good clean in the shower. That's like saying it's better to shave off all your bodyhair because it's better for hygiene reasons; yeah... that or you could just LEARN TO USE SHAMPOO.
yeah same here lolMekstizzle wrote:
We (as in, my family at least) do not practice genital mutilation, especially since it's known to be a specifically Muslim/Jew thing. Fucking Middle Easterners
The fucked up thing about these statements is that you two know what your dads and grandfathers cocks look like.blademaster wrote:
yeah same here lolMekstizzle wrote:
We (as in, my family at least) do not practice genital mutilation, especially since it's known to be a specifically Muslim/Jew thing. Fucking Middle Easterners
Good thing they don't have a choice here.King_County_Downy wrote:
Chicks like circumsized much more than they like uncircumsized.
So I hear anyways...
Indeed.aerodynamic wrote:
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.
I do mine in trousers color so vaginas can't see it comingPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
Gah, fuck.globefish23 wrote:
Indeed.aerodynamic wrote:
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.
I had phimosis, thus got circumcised for medical indications a few months after I was born.
I was born in the house my family lived in at the time.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WHAT???War Man wrote:
I didn't get circumcised seeing as I wasn't born in a hospital.