If it takes MORE than 2 seconds you probably have Elephantiasis..Sup wrote:
2 seconds for small dicks tbhiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
or happy timeiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
If it takes MORE than 2 seconds you probably have Elephantiasis..Sup wrote:
2 seconds for small dicks tbhiNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
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I had it when I was 8 days old.Kptk92 wrote:
I got circumsised when I was 8
fuck me it fucking killed for a week
I was too young to remember the pain.
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
When I peel back my foreskin it smells like prawns.
Nobody will understand how great this post isPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
I thought you were a jewwah1188 wrote:
When I peel back my foreskin it smells like prawns.
lolzPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
only 2 secs?iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Oh shit, it takes like 2 seconds to wash that thing. Better cut it off.
wut no conditioner?
Does conditioner sting if you get it in your eyes? I'm trying to decide how much it'd hurt on your bellend.
It would probably hurt a lot.
I recommend caustic soda.
I recommend caustic soda.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Hydrochloric acid tbh. Not that shit they give you in high school chemistry either. Try the stuff I used to use to melt concrete.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
War Man was born on the battlefield. That's why he's always ready for war.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WHAT???War Man wrote:
I didn't get circumcised seeing as I wasn't born in a hospital.
What gave you the idea I'm a Jew?Mekstizzle wrote:
Nobody will understand how great this post isPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.I thought you were a jewwah1188 wrote:
When I peel back my foreskin it smells like prawns.
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.Roc18 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
You'd cut parts of your dick off for the demands of a serpentine woman?Mutantsteak wrote:
Whatever the woman wants
So what happens when you break-up and find another? Pretty sure they don't give receipts at the hospital for circumcision operations...
It's only better "for hygiene" if a guy with foreskin doesn't know how to roll it back and give the goddamn pecker a good clean in the shower. That's like saying it's better to shave off all your bodyhair because it's better for hygiene reasons; yeah... that or you could just LEARN TO USE SHAMPOO.

I'm talking about hygiene and female preferences, not dick diseases.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Chicks like circumsized much more than they like uncircumsized.
So I hear anyways...
So I hear anyways...
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
yeah same here lolMekstizzle wrote:
We (as in, my family at least) do not practice genital mutilation, especially since it's known to be a specifically Muslim/Jew thing. Fucking Middle Easterners
The fucked up thing about these statements is that you two know what your dads and grandfathers cocks look like.blademaster wrote:
yeah same here lolMekstizzle wrote:
We (as in, my family at least) do not practice genital mutilation, especially since it's known to be a specifically Muslim/Jew thing. Fucking Middle Easterners
Sucks to be you.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Good thing they don't have a choice here.King_County_Downy wrote:
Chicks like circumsized much more than they like uncircumsized.
So I hear anyways...
Yay!
Indeed.aerodynamic wrote:
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.
I had phimosis, thus got circumcised for medical indications a few months after I was born.
I do mine in trousers color so vaginas can't see it comingPug wrote:
I paint my foreskin.
Right now its army green & tan...camoflaged so no one can see me coming.
Gah, fuck.globefish23 wrote:
Indeed.aerodynamic wrote:
well there people who need to get a circumcision because they have some dick disease, its not like they chose to do it.
I had phimosis, thus got circumcised for medical indications a few months after I was born.
protip - get ready for an image when you click that link.
I was born in the house my family lived in at the time.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
WHAT???War Man wrote:
I didn't get circumcised seeing as I wasn't born in a hospital.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
