usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7175

well i see two options.  invade somalia or cut off ALL aid to that shit hole.



well maybe another option.  change insurance laws to allow ship to carry guns.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6931|Montucky

usmarine wrote:

well i see two options.  invade somalia or cut off ALL aid to that shit hole.



well maybe another option.  change insurance laws to allow ship to carry guns.
Bah.

You're not thinking like a true American.


We need to have Blackwater or Triple Canopy provide Security. 

Bank.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7175

well my question is...how is this not an act of war?  they hold about 100 people hostage due to this stuff.  ya i know they have no real govt......but does that really matter?
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7175

i know it is popular on this site to make lulz about pirates.  but its not funny.  picture your dad or brother being held hostage there.  why the world is being so meh about it is beyond me.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6994|the dank(super) side of Oregon
all this could be resolved with mercenaries.  no need to attack somalia.  this isn't ideology, this isn't jihad, this is business.  make their workplace unpleasant enough and they'll go away.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6824|'Murka

Reciprocity wrote:

it seems odd to me that these huge ships are so vulnerable to a handful of skinnies approaching in speedboats.  just getting aboad would would be awkward and leave them vulnerable unless there's a big open door on the side of the hull.
The crews have nothing to fight them off with...at least to prevent them from boarding. It's not like those huge ships can outrun or outmaneuver one of those little dinghies.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6942|Global Command
I have a friend who has DOD clearance and trains swat members.

He has job opportunities in the waters over there. No countries want to deal with this so the companies will have to. It's the next cash cow for mercs.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6994|the dank(super) side of Oregon

FEOS wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

it seems odd to me that these huge ships are so vulnerable to a handful of skinnies approaching in speedboats.  just getting aboad would would be awkward and leave them vulnerable unless there's a big open door on the side of the hull.
The crews have nothing to fight them off with...at least to prevent them from boarding. It's not like those huge ships can outrun or outmaneuver one of those little dinghies.
i know.  that's why it seems so insane to me.  the somalis literally scamper up the side of the ship with AKs slung across their backs.  two guys with shotguns can't be there to meet them and blast their fucking skulls apart as their heads pop up?  this is such a fucking hassle but these shipping companies and underwriters don't even take the most basic, common sense steps to fight it.  you send a few somalis overboard with their heads blown apart and these fucking warlords will have a hell of a time recruiting.
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7044|New Hampshire, USA
It is reportedly the first time in 200 years that a US-flagged vessel has been seized by pirates.
and look what happened to the damn pirates that were foolish enough to do it

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JahManRed
wank
+646|7041|IRELAND

Ppl need to start looking at this as war and arm ships that are traveling these waters like they did in WW2.

Or do what the cops do to catch car breakers. They leave out a bait car then catch chavs as they try and break into it. How about a bait ship full of Marines ordered to shoot any mother fucker who steps on board? Surly that would put the shits up them knowing that the next ship they try and hijack could be full of solders.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6824|'Murka

Reciprocity wrote:

FEOS wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

it seems odd to me that these huge ships are so vulnerable to a handful of skinnies approaching in speedboats.  just getting aboad would would be awkward and leave them vulnerable unless there's a big open door on the side of the hull.
The crews have nothing to fight them off with...at least to prevent them from boarding. It's not like those huge ships can outrun or outmaneuver one of those little dinghies.
i know.  that's why it seems so insane to me.  the somalis literally scamper up the side of the ship with AKs slung across their backs.  two guys with shotguns can't be there to meet them and blast their fucking skulls apart as their heads pop up?  this is such a fucking hassle but these shipping companies and underwriters don't even take the most basic, common sense steps to fight it.  you send a few somalis overboard with their heads blown apart and these fucking warlords will have a hell of a time recruiting.
It was already addressed in an earlier post...docking rights and agreements prohibit arms on board.

Maybe these kinds of events will change things for ships transiting the area.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
RAIMIUS
You with the face!
+244|7128|US
25mm Bushmaster...

To quote Stalin: "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem."  Seems like that would apply to pirates.  Knock off a few, and the rest will realize their job just got a lot tougher.  I'd bet most would leave the business...
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6994|SE London

You guys do realise there were only 4 pirates, right?

Kudos to the crew all the same, but I was far less impressed after I heard that.
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5988|The Wild West

Bertster7 wrote:

You guys do realise there were only 4 pirates, right?

Kudos to the crew all the same, but I was far less impressed after I heard that.
mops and brooms vs ak's and rpg's
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7175

Man With No Name wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

You guys do realise there were only 4 pirates, right?

Kudos to the crew all the same, but I was far less impressed after I heard that.
mops and brooms vs ak's and rpg's
that doesnt impress bert rambo
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6994|SE London

Man With No Name wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

You guys do realise there were only 4 pirates, right?

Kudos to the crew all the same, but I was far less impressed after I heard that.
mops and brooms vs ak's and rpg's
As I said, kudos to the crew alll the same, but overpowering 4 pirates isn't as impressive as the story first sounded.

Also, I very much doubt they had RPGs, particularly such a small crew of pirates. AKs and grappling hooks I expect.
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5988|The Wild West

Bertster7 wrote:

Man With No Name wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

You guys do realise there were only 4 pirates, right?

Kudos to the crew all the same, but I was far less impressed after I heard that.
mops and brooms vs ak's and rpg's
As I said, kudos to the crew alll the same, but overpowering 4 pirates isn't as impressive as the story first sounded.

Also, I very much doubt they had RPGs, particularly such a small crew of pirates. AKs and grappling hooks I expect.
imagine if they had....knives

gasp
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7175

well god forbid they kill this captain.  it would test obama big time.

would he..

A)  send their skinny asses back to the stone age

B)  do some stupid clinton-like mission and accomplish nothing

C)  do nothing
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7034|London, England
Unfortunately it would take something like that to galvanise the US into doing something, you have to admit though, alot of attacks have happened but I don't think I've ever heard yet of the Pirates actually killing anyone

Apparently the story goes that the Captain put himself in as a Hostage to free the rest of the crew and that's how they took over the ship, so it was a case of one guy (the Captain) having some serious balls + negotiation skills rather than brooms vs T-55's
nickb64
formerly from OC (it's EXACTLY like on tv)[truth]
+77|6024|Greatest Nation on Earth(USA)

Kmarion wrote:

loubot wrote:

American Cowboys.
Everytime I see that I think of this now.. Europe's bad mouthing of America gives comfort to our enemies. I mean, those guys values are so messed up they think calling someone a "cowboy" is an insult. ..lol
Those poor cattle ranchers.
IMAO, yes. I love that site.

I would love to see video of them kickin' the pirates off the ship.

(We should invade Somalia after pulling out of Iraq) /sarcasm
I don't really give a shi- about Somalia, for all I care, we could nuke them.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6566|what

usmarine wrote:

well god forbid they kill this captain.  it would test obama big time.

would he..

A)  send their skinny asses back to the stone age

B)  do some stupid clinton-like mission and accomplish nothing

C)  do nothing
A) Somalia isn't in the stone age already? It might as well be...

B) What would you like to see accomplished? Raids on pirate ports? lol

C) Makes the most sense. It's the ships crew who choose not to bring weapons with them, because it delays a journey because they have to pass more thorough inspections by anti-arms trafficking regulations, etc.
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7014|132 and Bush

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id … _article=1 . I'm thinking there is going to be some serious fireworks if something should happen to the Captain.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6566|what

What are they gunna do, attack the life boat with an attack helicopter and a warship?
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7014|132 and Bush

AussieReaper wrote:

What are they gunna do, attack the life boat with an attack helicopter and a warship?
Not what I was thinking, but you're funny.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6994|the dank(super) side of Oregon
they're bringing an enormous amount of force to bear to show these somalis just how universally screwed they are.  i think it would be funny if we paid the $2mil ransom in cash, recovered the hostage, and guaranteed safe passage to land.  at which point we'd drop about $5mil worth of munitions on their skinny asses.

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