Canadian's a tater, but with no gravy.

2009-04-11 10:36:21

#1

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6611|Ireland

According to Billy Bob Thorton who has cancelled his Canadian tour.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514479,00.html

Personally I have felt this way for a long time. I really like the women in Western Canada but they guys don't party. They just sit there. It is a good place to get women because they get no attention or action there.

I found it strange that I knew exactly what he was talking about, but he will probably get driven down in the media for expressing his views on Canadian social retardedness. ( I don't mean this in a mean way )

2009-04-11 10:42:35

#2

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Why the fuck is this nonsense by some guy I've never even heard of in DAST, move it to the Entertainment section so you guys can talk about the blabber of some random "celebrities"

Wait, every topic decrying Canada must have this pic:

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2387/2198259774_baed018f2b.jpg

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-04-11 10:43:07)

2009-04-11 10:52:26

#3

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6611|Ireland

But D&ST is the only place on this worthless site that is worth a shit to post in. Hell, there are more areas then members for this site.

2009-04-11 11:00:21

#4

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

I've never been to Canada, but by most measures, it seems to be a nicer place to live when looking at education, healthcare, and crime.

The main argument against living in Canada would probably be climate (unless you're talking about Vancouver, which is gorgeous).

2009-04-11 11:24:10

#5

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6611|Ireland

I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.

2009-04-11 11:33:19

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.

Eastern Canada scares you because it's not American enough like Western Canada, why am I totally completely not surprised that an American has just said this statement

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2009-04-11 11:40:22

#7

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.

Hmmm....

Well, the trade's likelihood would probably depend on how much oil Alaska has as compared to how much oil Alberta has. Also, if you're including Saskatchewan as Western Canada, they have a very lucrative uranium trade based there.

The brightest part of Canada's future is that they have so many natural resources for such a small population.

2009-04-11 11:40:58

#8

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6611|Ireland

Mekstizzle wrote:
Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.
Eastern Canada scares you because it's not American enough like Western Canada, why am I totally completely not surprised that an American has just said this statement

No, it scares me because I once shared an appartment with a guy from Maine. 24 years old and watch cartoons 24/7, he was a whiney momma's boy with a terrible accent.

What a faggot, I imagine he has knocked up a 12 year old somewhere by now.

2009-04-11 11:41:59

#9

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6611|Ireland

Turquoise wrote:
Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.
Hmmm....

Well, the trade's likelihood would probably depend on how much oil Alaska has as compared to how much oil Alberta has. Also, if you're including Saskatchewan as Western Canada, they have a very lucrative uranium trade based there.

The brightest part of Canada's future is that they have so many natural resources for such a small population.

Yeah, those lucky fucks don't have the fence jumpers.

2009-04-11 11:44:27

#10

Diesel_dyk: Object in mirror will feel larger than it appears; +178|6422|Truthistan

Lotta_Drool wrote:
According to Billy Bob Thorton who has cancelled his Canadian tour.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514479,00.html

Personally I have felt this way for a long time. I really like the women in Western Canada but they guys don't party. They just sit there. It is a good place to get women because they get no attention or action there.

I found it strange that I knew exactly what he was talking about, but he will probably get driven down in the media for expressing his views on Canadian social retardedness. ( I don't mean this in a mean way )

A western Canadian's priorities... beer, hockey, sex, basicaly in that order. Partying is the little stagger you take during your fall from your beer stool to the floor. If some chick wants to have sex with you after that then its all good.

2009-04-11 11:44:36

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Lotta_Drool wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.
Eastern Canada scares you because it's not American enough like Western Canada, why am I totally completely not surprised that an American has just said this statement
No, it scares me because I once shared an appartment with a guy from Maine. 24 years old and watch cartoons 24/7, he was a whiney momma's boy with a terrible accent.

What a faggot, I imagine he has knocked up a 12 year old somewhere by now.

Well......can't say that I could argue with you on something like that, touche.

2009-04-11 11:56:59

#12

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

Lotta_Drool wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
Lotta_Drool wrote:
I have been to western canada a few times and really like it and the people. Never been to eastern Canada but from what I have heard it scares me. Many of the Western canadians I have been around identify with the USA more so than eastern canada. I wish the US could trade Maine and Alaska for Western canada, but Canada would never go for it.
Hmmm....

Well, the trade's likelihood would probably depend on how much oil Alaska has as compared to how much oil Alberta has. Also, if you're including Saskatchewan as Western Canada, they have a very lucrative uranium trade based there.

The brightest part of Canada's future is that they have so many natural resources for such a small population.
Yeah, those lucky fucks don't have the fence jumpers.

Well... the funny thing is... we might become their fence jumpers before it's all over with...

2009-04-11 12:23:37

#13

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

Pochsy wrote:
What the hell is going on here? Why hasn't a Canadian come in here and called you all out? Guess it'll be me.

Western Canada IS where the partying happens. All your speculation regarding the men's priorities, lifestyles and attitudes are gross over-generalizations that you, as Americans, are so well known for.

Canada's future is bright not only for it's resources (which you bastards bitch about getting for next to nothing to nearly every single international commission, board and council available), but also for it's economic diversity. We have nearly every single industry imaginable running well somewhere in the country; this makes us stable, malleable, and sustainable in the long run.

And you are right; no fence jumpers lol.

While I agree with most of your post, I will have to mention that our trade disputes are largely the result of the fact that your policies are quite protectionist compared to ours.

When Obama spoke of increasing our own protectionism, there was quite an uproar in Canada, but I found that to be rather hypocritical. Canada more closely resembles Europe in its level of protectionism.

2009-04-11 12:36:14

#14

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

Pochsy wrote:
Agreed. After realizing we were screwed by Britain in our early years and later America mainly through the soft wood lumber trade and NAFTA (only parts of it which I will not delve into) we became a little but more cautious. I do not think it hypocritical to be complain about the US becoming more protectionist then before, only because the country always was. The difference came in how protection was achieved. Ours was made obvious through policy while the US tended to work behind the scenes; the underlying implications of the practices are what managed to drive the protectionist agenda.

I see where you're coming from, but when our president comes out and says he's going to increase protectionism, that doesn't seem very "behind the scenes."

2009-04-11 12:36:41

#15

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7005|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Meh, Quebec is the place where we party the most in Canada (wait for other part of Canada to go "Mine > yours") followed by Ontario...after that i don't know....but well, afaik most artists love to perform over here.

2009-04-11 12:38:09

#16

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6833|North Carolina

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh, Quebec is the place where we party the most in Canada (wait for other part of Canada to go "Mine > yours") followed by Ontario...after that i don't know....but well, afaik most artists love to perform over here.

There do seem to be quite a lot of hot women in Montreal at least.

2009-04-11 12:41:22

#17

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7005|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Turquoise wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh, Quebec is the place where we party the most in Canada (wait for other part of Canada to go "Mine > yours") followed by Ontario...after that i don't know....but well, afaik most artists love to perform over here.
There do seem to be quite a lot of hot women in Montreal at least.

Ohhh yeah man, lots of em, all across the Quebec Shitty winter over here tho, but hot woman warm the thing a little!

2009-04-11 12:42:13

#18

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5971|Toronto

Turquoise wrote:
I see where you're coming from, but when our president comes out and says he's going to increase protectionism, that doesn't seem very "behind the scenes."

New administration after 8 years brings about a change practices I suppose.

And sorry for the last two posts; I'm really hung-over and realize that more than 1/2 of those sentences make zero sense.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-04-11 12:53:24

#19

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7207|Great Brown North

wait wait wait... a person with the name billy bob doesn't like a country that isn't the US? how is this news?

(that's not a serious comment in case certain people need that to be pointed out to them)

2009-04-11 15:06:03

#20

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7060

Canada, FUCK YEAH

2009-04-11 16:09:30

#21

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6935

wots goin on here. Maybe if you got your head of your ass and went somewhere other than Nunavut you could find a real party. BC, Ontario, and Quebec have some sweet night life and parties.

2009-04-11 16:29:48

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6953|South Florida

Lotta_Drool wrote:
But D&ST is the only place on this worthless site that is worth a shit to post in. Hell, there are more areas then members for this site.

Woah woah woah woah, now i dont let just anyone talk shit about mah bf2s.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-11 17:02:35

#23

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7005|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Mitch wrote:
Lotta_Drool wrote:
But D&ST is the only place on this worthless site that is worth a shit to post in. Hell, there are more areas then members for this site.
Woah woah woah woah, now i dont let just anyone talk shit about mah bf2s.

Give him hell Mitch!

2009-04-11 21:39:08

#24

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7166|Toronto | Canada

I'm so offended that an ignorant redneck insulted Canada.

No really, I am.

2009-04-11 22:14:30

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CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6935

Winston_Churchill wrote:
I'm so offended that an ignorant redneck insulted Canada.

No really, I am.

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