Being locked out

2009-04-14 07:42:09

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

really really sucks. i was at a mates last night, got the train home just now to find ive left my keys in manchester.

being the resourceful young chap i am, i've been to the shop and got some coke, crisps and tobacco et al, and now im just waiting for someone to get home.

Thought i'd share.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-14 07:44:32

#2

bennisboy: Member; +829|7073|Poundland

lel. i almost did that the other day. Left my keys in cambridge, luckily my bro was home. Key should arrive 2moro

2009-04-14 07:45:45

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6580|what

You silly sod. At least you've moved in okay. Shame you aren't in.

2009-04-14 07:47:05

#4

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6624|Winland

I once lost my keys when I was a kid.

Ever since then, I check them at least once every five minutes, and if they're gone, I panic.

Same goes for wallet, phone, USB sticks and everything else that I might have in my pockets.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-04-14 07:48:22

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6580|what

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.

Aren't you 14? You're still a kid.

2009-04-14 07:49:57

#6

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7048|London, England

Yeah, I always make sure I have my wallet. My whole life is in the wallet. Luckily I only have to care about two things, phone and wallet. Phone acts as a phone, mp3 player, camera and usb stick all in one. And wallet has the cards, money, keys etc..

Consolidate all of lifes crap into two things

2009-04-14 07:54:29

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6624|Winland

AussieReaper wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.
Aren't you 14? You're still a kid.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I'm 16, you immense homophile. Age matters so much when you're under 18 ;_;

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-04-14 07:57:20

#8

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7028|132 and Bush

Keypad on the garage door... will never happen. However, it's happened a plenty before.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-04-14 07:59:25

#9

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6580|what

Freezer7Pro wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.
Aren't you 14? You're still a kid.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I'm 16, you immense homophile. Age matters so much when you're under 18 ;_;

Sweet 16.

Aww, that's cute.

2009-04-14 08:02:00

#10

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7270|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.

Ever since then, I check them at least once every five minutes, and if they're gone, I panic.

Same goes for wallet, phone, USB sticks and everything else that I might have in my pockets.

Same, also I once lost my sunglasses on the bus, (really awesome ones) so every time I get off the bus I check all my pockets like mad.

2009-04-14 08:04:24

#11

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6215|Catherine Black

Whenever my brother forgets his keys he knocks on my window (since I'm on the bottom floor).

Usually at around 3-4AM.

Last time I didn't get up, so he had to sleep on the step. Serves the fucker right.

2009-04-14 08:12:33

#12

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

All the hours spent on the Internetz and you have not researched on how to pick a lock!?!?!?

2009-04-14 08:12:47

#13

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

Finray wrote:
Whenever my brother forgets his keys he knocks on my window (since I'm on the bottom floor).

Usually at around 3-4AM.

Last time I didn't get up, so he had to sleep on the step. Serves the fucker right.

when we first moved into this house it didnt have double glazing, and i got locked out.

so i got a drill out the garage, drilled a hole under a window latch, opened up this tiny side window and sort of fell through it. then filled the hole with polyfiller.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-14 08:16:53

#14

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7193|Cambridge (UK)

I once broke a mate into his own home, with nothing more than coat-hanger, after he'd locked himself out.

True story.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2009-04-14 08:17:21)

2009-04-14 08:32:18

#15

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

My sister's friend locked her keys in her car. After using a wired coat-hangar to open the lock, I did not get the "special" thank you.

My True Story

2009-04-14 08:37:05

#16

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6215|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:
Finray wrote:
Whenever my brother forgets his keys he knocks on my window (since I'm on the bottom floor).

Usually at around 3-4AM.

Last time I didn't get up, so he had to sleep on the step. Serves the fucker right.
when we first moved into this house it didnt have double glazing, and i got locked out.

so i got a drill out the garage, drilled a hole under a window latch, opened up this tiny side window and sort of fell through it. then filled the hole with polyfiller.

You hobo.

2009-04-14 08:52:35

#17

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6619|14072

loubot wrote:
My sister's friend locked her keys in her car. After using a wired coat-hangar to open the lock, I did not get the "special" thank you.

My True Story

I have become a professional at that, I lock my keys in my truck all the time. It's a habit hitting the lock down when I get out, because I don't have power locks. Just gotta slip the coat hanger between the door and fish around and get the lock.

2009-04-14 09:11:48

#18

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
loubot wrote:
My sister's friend locked her keys in her car. After using a wired coat-hangar to open the lock, I did not get the "special" thank you.

My True Story
I have become a professional at that, I lock my keys in my truck all the time. It's a habit hitting the lock down when I get out, because I don't have power locks. Just gotta slip the coat hanger between the door and fish around and get the lock.

Do you drive a Ford?

2009-04-14 11:13:17

#19

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6819|Southern California

Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.

Ever since then, I check them at least once every five minutes, and if they're gone, I panic.

Same goes for wallet, phone, USB sticks and everything else that I might have in my pockets.

I tend to do the same thing... with out even realizing it. I only notice I am doing it when I tap my pocket and don't feel what I am looking for.

I remember when I first started driving I tapped my keys pocket, they weren't there and I started to panic a little until I realized since I was driving they were probably in the ignition....

2009-04-14 11:14:24

#20

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6619|14072

loubot wrote:
Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
loubot wrote:
My sister's friend locked her keys in her car. After using a wired coat-hangar to open the lock, I did not get the "special" thank you.

My True Story
I have become a professional at that, I lock my keys in my truck all the time. It's a habit hitting the lock down when I get out, because I don't have power locks. Just gotta slip the coat hanger between the door and fish around and get the lock.
Do you drive a Ford?

No, I have a Dodge Ram 1500

2009-04-14 11:20:13

#21

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6191|Belgium

VicktorVauhn wrote:
I remember when I first started driving I tapped my keys pocket, they weren't there and I started to panic a little until I realized since I was driving they were probably in the ignition....

Well, were they?

2009-04-14 12:45:47

#22

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7004|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

VicktorVauhn wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
I once lost my keys when I was a kid.

Ever since then, I check them at least once every five minutes, and if they're gone, I panic.

Same goes for wallet, phone, USB sticks and everything else that I might have in my pockets.
I tend to do the same thing... with out even realizing it. I only notice I am doing it when I tap my pocket and don't feel what I am looking for.

I remember when I first started driving I tapped my keys pocket, they weren't there and I started to panic a little until I realized since I was driving they were probably in the ignition....

Did that just yesterday...reach into my pocket to get the zippo out to light myself and i go "Fuck where is the key"...look at the ignition and go "Doh!"

2009-04-14 13:01:49

#23

nothing: Member; +5|5934|USA

Whenever I don't feel something in my pockets, I freak out and search them like mad.

I think someone said that before...

2009-04-14 15:15:28

#24

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

nothing wrote:
Whenever I don't feel something in my pockets, I freak out and search them like mad.

I think someone said that before...

i guessin your like me, and you have specific pockets for everyting.

ie front left for smokes, right for phone keys, back right for nothing, back left for wallet

thats righ e-muggers, FUCKING COME FOR IT

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-14 15:19:51

#25

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6426|Vortex Ring State

loubot wrote:
All the hours spent on the Internetz and you have not researched on how to pick a lock!?!?!?

MIT guide FTW!

Srsly, when I'm locked out, I go in the basement window, and disable the alarm (I'm fast). Either that or I go dig up the key that's buried 3 ft down in my backyard...

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