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2009-04-30 15:48:04
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6557|Carnoustie MASSIF
Jamster, a mobile phone "company" in Britain have this wallpaper out. It's a "fuel gauge" for your mobile phone. It costs £4.50 to buy, and for that you subscribe to the service, i.e you get raped for £4.50 every week for some shite.

YOU ALREADY HAVE A "FUEL GAUGE" ON YOUR PHONE! It's the battery icon at the top.

How many gullible twats fall for this shit! Obviously so many that they can fund an advertising campaign on the tv.

Fucking rip-off cunts.

/rant.
2009-04-30 15:49:49
JdeFalconr
Lex Luthor, King of Australia
+72|6969|Sammamish, WA
Yup, if people will buy it someone will create it, even when it's complete crap.

Remember the iPhone app "I Am Rich" that cost something like $15k and was nothing more than a picture of a red diamond that sparkled? Twenty-something people bought it. The funny thing was that not everyone asked for their money back.

Last edited by JdeFalconr (2009-04-30 15:50:16)

2009-04-30 15:56:01
elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6880|USA
I hate those companies that charge u a monthly payment when all u want is one goddamned ringtone... = why I never buy them..
2009-04-30 16:04:05
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6426|Vortex Ring State
It probably has a wider range of motion (eg, you have a better idea of how empty it is). But still, it's based off of voltage, and that shit is unreliable as hell (temperature changes can make your battery go up, when not being charged.) Piece of shit either way.
2009-04-30 16:09:43
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6753|England
It is an utter wank idea. It's so sad that the guy who thought it up is probs absolutely minted now.
http://soundcloud.com/csanva
2009-04-30 16:11:08
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,991|7058|949

JakAttaK wrote:

It is an utter wank idea. It's so sad that the guy who thought it up is probs absolutely minted now.
So how is it a wank idea if the dude got rich off it?  I blame the buyer, not the creator.
2009-04-30 16:18:08
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7048|London, England
Tax on the stupid
2009-04-30 16:18:49
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6956|Global Command
So, a Wank is the scammer, and a Wanker is the scamee?
2009-04-30 16:41:28
BVC
Member
+325|7122
Thats a cheap dozen for every sale!

*starts making a 'fuel gauge' phone app*
2009-05-01 06:26:12
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6753|England

Pubic wrote:

Thats a cheap dozen for every sale!

*starts making a 'fuel gauge' phone app*
You should make one that lets them know they have a message.

Ken, it is a wank idea. It just is
http://soundcloud.com/csanva
2009-05-01 06:36:29
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im busy and cant read this thread word for word.

Schloppy has your phone got a 'wankometer' on it?
2009-05-01 06:40:33
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6557|Carnoustie MASSIF

1927 wrote:

Im busy and cant read this thread word for word.

Schloppy has your phone got a 'wankometer' on it?
Yes. It's bluetooth-connected to my cock. And it tells me how fast I'm fapping at and how empty my nuts are.
2009-05-01 06:48:40
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

Im busy and cant read this thread word for word.

Schloppy has your phone got a 'wankometer' on it?
Yes. It's bluetooth-connected to my cock. And it tells me how fast I'm fapping at and how empty my nuts are.
I want one, I was born with a muff you see

 

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