m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6934|UK
I expected fireworks

godamn socal hippy.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5848

Uzique wrote:

Oh God it's Macbeth.

Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...


Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.

                                    Emo Exeunt.
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6895|949

m3thod wrote:

I expected fireworks

godamn socal hippy.
Go eat a pig. 

Now you've got me posting like marine the worldly sardine.

Whatever you posh git.  Suck a bellend.

This thread is amazing.  Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6800|Long Island, New York

m3thod wrote:

as much as you like.

Dont forget to drive afterwards.

Macbeth wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

okay so, semi-srs time

my school's having a blood drive tomorrow and i'm gonna do it, and then friday i have a party which i'm probably gonna get drunk at

i read on the pamphlet (it's such a funny word) that it only takes 24 hours to restore blood volume...so how much would i be able to drink without fucking my body up?
Disregard all safety precautions things just work themselves out.

Uzique wrote:

By initiating such an argument I shall by default claim victory, as my subversive and riotous intentions succeed in provoking war.

Do it Poseidon, it's a rewarding experience. I gave blood after contracting Hepatitis C and I've never felt so good about helping my local community.

FUCK EM.
this is why i love you all
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6934|UK

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

m3thod wrote:

I expected fireworks

godamn socal hippy.
Go eat a pig. 

Now you've got me posting like marine the worldly sardine.

Whatever you posh git.  Suck a bellend.

This thread is amazing.  Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
wtf mods?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6890|UK

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
I can do a better delivery, tbh.

m3thod wrote:

wtf mods?
wtf members?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5848

liquidat0r wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
I can do a better delivery, tbh.
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6733

Macbeth wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Oh God it's Macbeth.

Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...


Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.

                                    Emo Exeunt.
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?
Good, thanks. I sat on my ass all day playing Team Fortress 2 for the first time in ages because my other half has gone to visit family for a few days. Manly, exam-free freedom. Let the goat-porn masturbation and distastefully-themed flat parties begin! On a more constructive note I put down a 300 word article for the summer edition of the student lifestyle-culture magazine here, encouraging people to go to Ibiza, not in hopes of getting shit-faced and laid, but in search of the hedonistic lifestyle. Semi-satirical and wholly awesome. How are you nursing the wounded GPA?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6934|UK

Macbeth wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
I can do a better delivery, tbh.
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.
do tell who almost burgled your turds.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6947|United States of America

liquidat0r wrote:

m3thod wrote:

wtf mods?
wtf members?
What the shit, I was going to make a quip about the text formerly known as "users" but now it has become "members' (). wtf mods?
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6890|UK

Macbeth wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
I can do a better delivery, tbh.
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.
Did you back out at the last moment?

I'm sure there are plenty of things that are "funny till you almost experience it".
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6733

liquidat0r wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:


I can do a better delivery, tbh.
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.
Did you back out at the last moment?

I'm sure there are plenty of things that are "funny till you almost experience it".
Or, alternatively, things that are "awesome and euphoric in the act itself of almost-realisation and near-experience. See: asphyxiation-wanks".
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5848

Uzique wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Oh God it's Macbeth.

Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...


Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.

                                    Emo Exeunt.
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?
Good, thanks. I sat on my ass all day playing Team Fortress 2 for the first time in ages because my other half has gone to visit family for a few days. Manly, exam-free freedom. Let the goat-porn masturbation and distastefully-themed flat parties begin! On a more constructive note I put down a 300 word article for the summer edition of the student lifestyle-culture magazine here, encouraging people to go to Ibiza, not in hopes of getting shit-faced and laid, but in search of the hedonistic lifestyle. Semi-satirical and wholly awesome. How are you nursing the wounded GPA?
Ah well good to hear you are doing fine. The same way I cope with everything nowadays buy a lot of shit I don't need and make others feel bad about not having the same stuff. My parents will cover me if I'm ever short. Speaking of parents, you said yours are well off before right? Planning a trip to The the United States ever?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6733
Already been to several states, and it has been talked about several times this year to do a road-trip from San Fran to Noo Yawk...

Need to get a bike-license first though. Definitely one of the things me and my Uni friends want to do.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6763|so randum
you on a bike?

that i'd love to see
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6800|Long Island, New York
uzique come to me in NY, we can frolic in the snow like little schoolgirls
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5961
long island is boring.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6716|The Twilight Zone

Poseidon wrote:

uzique come to me in NY, we can frolic in the snow like little schoolgirls
Theres is snow in NY now?
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6800|Long Island, New York

12/f/taiwan wrote:

long island is boring.
so is the city, all you have is gangs and buildings, ffffffffffffffffff

srsly, if you're coming around winter or something, come to NY

we have

lights

and christmas

and jesus
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6733

FatherTed wrote:

you on a bike?

that i'd love to see
My dad has several superbikes and I used to ride motocross bikes when I was 12-13, before the erudite-learned book reading, Internet-surfing and female persuasion found their way into my lifestyle . You really wouldn't 'know' what hobbies and spare-time things I pursue from my twice-daily flamebaiting sprees on BF2s. Just you wait, I'll straddle daddies Ducati and come drive-by your shitty ghetto and pepper you on yo' porch.

Poseidon I would totally have sex with you in the snow.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-05-20 17:09:28)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5848

Uzique wrote:

Already been to several states, and it has been talked about several times this year to do a road-trip from San Fran to Noo Yawk...

Need to get a bike-license first though. Definitely one of the things me and my Uni friends want to do.
Well good luck to you. If you ever stop by New Jersey if you bring a small child I could have it arranged for you to be murdered in the forest. Anyway I have some news to go dig and up and post to validate my existence here, bye Uzique.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6838|London

Macbeth wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Already been to several states, and it has been talked about several times this year to do a road-trip from San Fran to Noo Yawk...

Need to get a bike-license first though. Definitely one of the things me and my Uni friends want to do.
Well good luck to you. If you ever stop by New Jersey if you bring a small child I could have it arranged for you to be murdered in the forest. Anyway I have some news to go dig and up and post to validate my existence here, bye Uzique.
wow you really hate uzique lol

uzique it's not the idea of your e-persona on a bike that's amusing. we've seen your picture.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6733
Motherfucker my hair DOES fit inside a helmet and it doesn't upset me THAT much when it gets messy.

I've ridden more bikes than you, I'm a gnarled and road-hardened Hells Angel acolyte in training. You're gonna get chain-lashed, bredda.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6763|so randum
my shitty ghetto just off the golden triangle?

anywho if you do get a bike you might wanna head my direction anyway, i live right near to the Cat and Fiddle, maybe one of the best biking roads in the UK. I'm going to get a bike at somepoint next term for the weekend blast down to fermanagh.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
ColCarnage
taw
+283|5858
lulz

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