I expected fireworks
godamn socal hippy.
godamn socal hippy.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?Uzique wrote:
Oh God it's Macbeth.
Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
Emo Exeunt.
Go eat a pig.m3thod wrote:
I expected fireworks
godamn socal hippy.
m3thod wrote:
as much as you like.
Dont forget to drive afterwards.
Macbeth wrote:
Disregard all safety precautions things just work themselves out.Poseidon wrote:
okay so, semi-srs time
my school's having a blood drive tomorrow and i'm gonna do it, and then friday i have a party which i'm probably gonna get drunk at
i read on the pamphlet (it's such a funny word) that it only takes 24 hours to restore blood volume...so how much would i be able to drink without fucking my body up?
this is why i love you allUzique wrote:
By initiating such an argument I shall by default claim victory, as my subversive and riotous intentions succeed in provoking war.
Do it Poseidon, it's a rewarding experience. I gave blood after contracting Hepatitis C and I've never felt so good about helping my local community.
FUCK EM.
wtf mods?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Go eat a pig.m3thod wrote:
I expected fireworks
godamn socal hippy.
Now you've got me posting like marine the worldly sardine.
Whatever you posh git. Suck a bellend.
This thread is amazing. Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
I can do a better delivery, tbh.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
wtf members?m3thod wrote:
wtf mods?
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.liquidat0r wrote:
I can do a better delivery, tbh.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
Good, thanks. I sat on my ass all day playing Team Fortress 2 for the first time in ages because my other half has gone to visit family for a few days. Manly, exam-free freedom. Let the goat-porn masturbation and distastefully-themed flat parties begin! On a more constructive note I put down a 300 word article for the summer edition of the student lifestyle-culture magazine here, encouraging people to go to Ibiza, not in hopes of getting shit-faced and laid, but in search of the hedonistic lifestyle. Semi-satirical and wholly awesome. How are you nursing the wounded GPA?Macbeth wrote:
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?Uzique wrote:
Oh God it's Macbeth.
Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
Emo Exeunt.
do tell who almost burgled your turds.Macbeth wrote:
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.liquidat0r wrote:
I can do a better delivery, tbh.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
What the shit, I was going to make a quip about the text formerly known as "users" but now it has become "members' (). wtf mods?liquidat0r wrote:
wtf members?m3thod wrote:
wtf mods?
Did you back out at the last moment?Macbeth wrote:
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.liquidat0r wrote:
I can do a better delivery, tbh.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Delivers like the rape scene from Deliverance.
Or, alternatively, things that are "awesome and euphoric in the act itself of almost-realisation and near-experience. See: asphyxiation-wanks".liquidat0r wrote:
Did you back out at the last moment?Macbeth wrote:
Rape is funny till you almost experience it.liquidat0r wrote:
I can do a better delivery, tbh.
I'm sure there are plenty of things that are "funny till you almost experience it".
Ah well good to hear you are doing fine. The same way I cope with everything nowadays buy a lot of shit I don't need and make others feel bad about not having the same stuff. My parents will cover me if I'm ever short. Speaking of parents, you said yours are well off before right? Planning a trip to The the United States ever?Uzique wrote:
Good, thanks. I sat on my ass all day playing Team Fortress 2 for the first time in ages because my other half has gone to visit family for a few days. Manly, exam-free freedom. Let the goat-porn masturbation and distastefully-themed flat parties begin! On a more constructive note I put down a 300 word article for the summer edition of the student lifestyle-culture magazine here, encouraging people to go to Ibiza, not in hopes of getting shit-faced and laid, but in search of the hedonistic lifestyle. Semi-satirical and wholly awesome. How are you nursing the wounded GPA?Macbeth wrote:
My GPA sucks thank you. How was your day, Uzique?Uzique wrote:
Oh God it's Macbeth.
Quick, talk about your GPA scores some more whilst soliloquizing...
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
Emo Exeunt.
so is the city, all you have is gangs and buildings, ffffffffffffffffff12/f/taiwan wrote:
long island is boring.
My dad has several superbikes and I used to ride motocross bikes when I was 12-13, before the erudite-learned book reading, Internet-surfing and female persuasion found their way into my lifestyle . You really wouldn't 'know' what hobbies and spare-time things I pursue from my twice-daily flamebaiting sprees on BF2s. Just you wait, I'll straddle daddies Ducati and come drive-by your shitty ghetto and pepper you on yo' porch.FatherTed wrote:
you on a bike?
that i'd love to see
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Well good luck to you. If you ever stop by New Jersey if you bring a small child I could have it arranged for you to be murdered in the forest. Anyway I have some news to go dig and up and post to validate my existence here, bye Uzique.Uzique wrote:
Already been to several states, and it has been talked about several times this year to do a road-trip from San Fran to Noo Yawk...
Need to get a bike-license first though. Definitely one of the things me and my Uni friends want to do.
wow you really hate uzique lolMacbeth wrote:
Well good luck to you. If you ever stop by New Jersey if you bring a small child I could have it arranged for you to be murdered in the forest. Anyway I have some news to go dig and up and post to validate my existence here, bye Uzique.Uzique wrote:
Already been to several states, and it has been talked about several times this year to do a road-trip from San Fran to Noo Yawk...
Need to get a bike-license first though. Definitely one of the things me and my Uni friends want to do.