So has anyone here ever written one or received one? How do you start one off? How should one be sent email or through the normal mail? At what point in a relationship should the love letters begin?
I love you Macbeth <3.
There you go.
Do not post it, email it as its more private.
There you go.
Do not post it, email it as its more private.
Snail mail is more personal than e-mail.
Planning on sending one to a guy you have a crush on?
Never written one, never received one. Seems a bit childish to be honest. If not, a bit old-school as well (we're talking the 60s here). If you do write one, send it through snail mail, e-mail love letters don't mean jack shit.
Never written one, never received one. Seems a bit childish to be honest. If not, a bit old-school as well (we're talking the 60s here). If you do write one, send it through snail mail, e-mail love letters don't mean jack shit.
I wrote one before
Hey
I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.
Email your reply back asap
~Gooners
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I feel like the only appropriate times for love letters are valentine's day in elementary school and soldiers writing to their loved ones or vice versa. There are few exceptions to this rule. Soldier may be replaced with a person on a long trip away from home.
Damm, guess its obvious i've never sent one. If you are to post it then be wary as to whether they have siblings / nosy parents that may end up reading it.
EDIT: YAAAAY Macbeth loves me, now let us elope to Canada!
EDIT: YAAAAY Macbeth loves me, now let us elope to Canada!
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I've written and received those. They're great. Starting it off is the toughest bit. You want something funny, perhaps a pun or inside joke, and then a refernce to her attractiveness. Not "Hey beautiful, your smile outshines the sun" or anything like that--make it subtle and classy. Then, make sure you insert references to her perfection (suck up, toatlly). You should be good.
Otherwise, it has to be snail mail, not email. Email is for dates.
Also, I'd recommend starting those letters once you reach the point of perfect trust--can't be defined, but you'll know once you get to it. Any earlier and it will seem tacky.
Best of luck!
Otherwise, it has to be snail mail, not email. Email is for dates.
Also, I'd recommend starting those letters once you reach the point of perfect trust--can't be defined, but you'll know once you get to it. Any earlier and it will seem tacky.
Best of luck!
I like pie.
I've written and received. They're nice tokens, but a special rarity. I can never be bothered to take myself seriously enough to write them - extremely soppy, wanky and over-the-top corny. I've only written to a love-partner whilst spending long (2 week+) periods of time apart... it's nice then to have some written tokens to give .
And, Macbeth - literary genius and Shakespearean scholar - you're asking for advice from common folk for letter-writing? Consult some Sonnets, you silly fuck!
And, Macbeth - literary genius and Shakespearean scholar - you're asking for advice from common folk for letter-writing? Consult some Sonnets, you silly fuck!
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Ok thanks everyone. How should I start one though?
I was thinking maybe reminding her how we first met or something along those lines or the first time we spent a lot of time together or how I first felt when I first saw her. I don't know.
Since I will mail it, it should be hand written right?
I was thinking maybe reminding her how we first met or something along those lines or the first time we spent a lot of time together or how I first felt when I first saw her. I don't know.
Since I will mail it, it should be hand written right?
ITT: faggots.
and one wasted irishman
and one wasted irishman
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Yeah, no reminders. Just tell her how much you enjoyed it, how special it was, etc...but defo handwritten.Macbeth wrote:
Ok thanks everyone. How should I start one though?
I was thinking maybe reminding her how we first met or something along those lines or the first time we spent a lot of time together or how I first felt when I first saw her. I don't know.
Since I will mail it, it should be hand written right?
Also, as Uzique said, keep 'em for moments of long separation.
Good luck!
I like pie.
Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Violets are Blue,
I hope you do too.Gooners wrote:
I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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I usually start off with;
nice bum where ya frum
nice bum where ya frum
beautifulTy wrote:
Rose are Red,
Violets are Blue,I hope you do too.Gooners wrote:
I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.
John Donne wrote some brilliant poetry of the love letter variety.
*Metaphysical.ghettoperson wrote:
John Donne wrote some brilliant poetry of the love letter variety.
Shakespeare love sonnets, everytime, if you're gonna be corny.
Journeys end in lovers meeting // Every wise man's son doth know
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Last edited by Uzique (2009-05-25 19:22:37)
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Pedant.
Don't forget to spray some deodorant on the letter to make it more romantic.
lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
Oh? In that case it's simple!argo4 wrote:
lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
"Me love you long time!"
[Blinking eyes thing]
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lTy wrote:
Oh? In that case it's simple!argo4 wrote:
lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
"Me love you long time!"
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She is great.argo4 wrote:
lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
You ever noticed how no matter how your day is going when you just see that certain person in your life how everything just feels great? Her laugh at my bad joke. Her smile at my meanness. Her kiss when I feel bad. Her honesty about how she feels. Her ability to see the bright side of things. Her bad driving.
Everything about this girl is amazing. She keeps me interested, always finding something new about her is great. From the day, she first said "Hi we're in the same class right?" to the day when she said "You'll only just ever be a friend to me." to the day she said "I love you." Enjoyed every second of it.
The first kiss at her house. The first time we made love. The first time we argued. Don't regret anything about it.
Best last few months of my life. She is just that great.
Urgh, sickening sap. That being said it seriously looks like you need no help in writing a love letter.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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that stuff was soo 4th grade