In my case a Dad.
I ain't sticking this in DST as I I'm still a DST thread virgin (I think).
I bang on about my lil girl a lot yeah I know but this isn't one of those threads, I will attempt to open some of your eyes to the perils of being a Dad. Seeing as Fathers Day is almost upon us.
I split up with Mollies Mum last year for the 2nd time, I'm 33 now and Mollie is 8.
I have a GF she's 27 and her lil un 7. The girls get on great and for the first time ever I am learning things, things which I have always taken for granted. I can now, Blow Dry, Straighten hair. Could always wash it and condition it.
Im struggling at doing Pony Tails, they are so hard to do. If you put hair into a 'pony' it reduces the chances of getting gnits. (Thats not a spelling mistake of a ruh ruh ruh rap group)
This is a gnit (prolly a spelling mistake but fuck it eh?)
They are bastards, almost as much as parents who cant be fucked to de-gnit their kids hair. Boys can get them but not as much as girls. The lotion costs a tenna and has to be repeated 7 days after 1st dose, you get both doses out of the one lotion.
After washing the hair with just shampoo, you spray the shit on and leave it for 10 mins. Then you part the hair into quarters and run a nit comb through from root to tip. After each stroke with the comb you need to get the dead gnits/eggs off. Putting the hair into Quarters is a real fucker, even harder than doing a 'pony'. But I'm learning that and 'ponies', Ive just bought some heat protection spray so that after washing her hair I can spray this on and it will prevent split ends, or at least help when Im blow drying her hair.
Ive also learned how to paint toe and finger nails. Fuck being just the Dad, I will do the Mum stuff aswell if the Mum cant be fucked to.
I have en-suite at mine and we are always at mine on a Thurs night and Sunday night, I try and shower her both of those nights as her Mum is a lazy fucker but tbf works 12 hour shifts, but not every day - I may seem harsh but she could do a lot more.
I have had to start buying her clothes, and for once not sports clothes. I'm hopeless when it comes to fashion, Im not colour co-ordinated and struggle to make myself look decent, I try but fail miserably with her. If it don't need ironing, put it on it will look fine. Im trying to get a load of clothes at my house for her as when she comes to mine her Mum chucks in all shitty stuff that don't fit and don't match. Thats an old trick Mums do with their kids to try and get at the Dads which fails and only ends up punishing the kid/s.
I pick her up 5.20pm Thurs, keep her over night and take her to school (Mum collects her). I then pick her up late morning Saturday and keep her till I take her to school Monday morning. I could have her every night of the week, b
I reckon I'm a few years away from talking about Birds, Bee's and Periods. There is history here of complications when she was born and I'm dead nervous about her getting a BF. At some stage I will have to go to the Hospital and find out what could ever happen if she did become pregnant, I dont want them to open her up and have a look at her belly, hopefully an ultrasound will work. How The fuck am I going to talk about Periods? My GF don't know that much herself and I cant trust Molls Mum to do the talk.
She says she wants to work with me when she leaves school, but I will never force her, I didn't have to do this and my Dad never pushed me to join the family buisness, but aslong as she don't fuck around in school and tries her hardest she can come here by all means. She will be tri-lingual by then with Welsh and English being her main two and then she will have to learn another language. She loves working with me already and is a pleasure to teach both in work and sport.
Thursday night tonight and I pick her up straight from her Mums, hopefully her Mum aint in and her Sister is looking after her. Thens it's down to my GF's, I sort tea out there, the kids play, I clean up, go to mine about arf 8 and shower/dry moll and her hair, and get her asleep by 10 and then do my washing and stuff. I pay £250 a month for my place but like I say stay there for maybe 2 nights a week. Get there arf 8, out the door 8am. When it kicks off with the GF though its a handy retreat to have.
I would never of thought when I grew up I would worry about what top goes with what bottoms and how the fuck do you get the hair into a pony tail. How the fuck do I tell which clothes go on which dolls, naked Hannah Montanna looks the same as Gabriella (HSM). I'll get it though, I have with everything else.
I want more kids, I want a boy next. What the GF struggles with is, I see no difference in sexes, I'll teach my girls to play football and my boys to cook, that is if I get the chance.
I ain't sticking this in DST as I I'm still a DST thread virgin (I think).
I bang on about my lil girl a lot yeah I know but this isn't one of those threads, I will attempt to open some of your eyes to the perils of being a Dad. Seeing as Fathers Day is almost upon us.
I split up with Mollies Mum last year for the 2nd time, I'm 33 now and Mollie is 8.
I have a GF she's 27 and her lil un 7. The girls get on great and for the first time ever I am learning things, things which I have always taken for granted. I can now, Blow Dry, Straighten hair. Could always wash it and condition it.
Im struggling at doing Pony Tails, they are so hard to do. If you put hair into a 'pony' it reduces the chances of getting gnits. (Thats not a spelling mistake of a ruh ruh ruh rap group)
This is a gnit (prolly a spelling mistake but fuck it eh?)
They are bastards, almost as much as parents who cant be fucked to de-gnit their kids hair. Boys can get them but not as much as girls. The lotion costs a tenna and has to be repeated 7 days after 1st dose, you get both doses out of the one lotion.
After washing the hair with just shampoo, you spray the shit on and leave it for 10 mins. Then you part the hair into quarters and run a nit comb through from root to tip. After each stroke with the comb you need to get the dead gnits/eggs off. Putting the hair into Quarters is a real fucker, even harder than doing a 'pony'. But I'm learning that and 'ponies', Ive just bought some heat protection spray so that after washing her hair I can spray this on and it will prevent split ends, or at least help when Im blow drying her hair.
Ive also learned how to paint toe and finger nails. Fuck being just the Dad, I will do the Mum stuff aswell if the Mum cant be fucked to.
I have en-suite at mine and we are always at mine on a Thurs night and Sunday night, I try and shower her both of those nights as her Mum is a lazy fucker but tbf works 12 hour shifts, but not every day - I may seem harsh but she could do a lot more.
I have had to start buying her clothes, and for once not sports clothes. I'm hopeless when it comes to fashion, Im not colour co-ordinated and struggle to make myself look decent, I try but fail miserably with her. If it don't need ironing, put it on it will look fine. Im trying to get a load of clothes at my house for her as when she comes to mine her Mum chucks in all shitty stuff that don't fit and don't match. Thats an old trick Mums do with their kids to try and get at the Dads which fails and only ends up punishing the kid/s.
I pick her up 5.20pm Thurs, keep her over night and take her to school (Mum collects her). I then pick her up late morning Saturday and keep her till I take her to school Monday morning. I could have her every night of the week, b
I reckon I'm a few years away from talking about Birds, Bee's and Periods. There is history here of complications when she was born and I'm dead nervous about her getting a BF. At some stage I will have to go to the Hospital and find out what could ever happen if she did become pregnant, I dont want them to open her up and have a look at her belly, hopefully an ultrasound will work. How The fuck am I going to talk about Periods? My GF don't know that much herself and I cant trust Molls Mum to do the talk.
She says she wants to work with me when she leaves school, but I will never force her, I didn't have to do this and my Dad never pushed me to join the family buisness, but aslong as she don't fuck around in school and tries her hardest she can come here by all means. She will be tri-lingual by then with Welsh and English being her main two and then she will have to learn another language. She loves working with me already and is a pleasure to teach both in work and sport.
Thursday night tonight and I pick her up straight from her Mums, hopefully her Mum aint in and her Sister is looking after her. Thens it's down to my GF's, I sort tea out there, the kids play, I clean up, go to mine about arf 8 and shower/dry moll and her hair, and get her asleep by 10 and then do my washing and stuff. I pay £250 a month for my place but like I say stay there for maybe 2 nights a week. Get there arf 8, out the door 8am. When it kicks off with the GF though its a handy retreat to have.
I would never of thought when I grew up I would worry about what top goes with what bottoms and how the fuck do you get the hair into a pony tail. How the fuck do I tell which clothes go on which dolls, naked Hannah Montanna looks the same as Gabriella (HSM). I'll get it though, I have with everything else.
I want more kids, I want a boy next. What the GF struggles with is, I see no difference in sexes, I'll teach my girls to play football and my boys to cook, that is if I get the chance.
