Unca Don will now give you his input.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I've never put one on before and I don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes.
Buy a fivepack, practise putting on until you master it. You definitely don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes, this is true. Practise makes perfect. Don't train on a cucumber or a banana, you'll know best if you just train on your dick. In private, you don't have to post pics of your triumphant success.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Plus what if they're too small/tight?
Then you know that you have a massive schlong and you'll know to buy bigger ones for your next practise session. They're not supposed to be like loose socks but a snug fit. If and when however, the normal sized fit you well, don't be depressed. Odds are, it's just the right size for you and her. Besides, smaller cocks are better for putting it in no.2. But that's another lesson that I will not go in to (get it, "in to"?), some might not see it suitable for a gaming forum, and I agree.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
The thing that's keeping me is that these are fucking expensive. Which I guess makes sense; if you can't afford condoms you probably shouldn't be having sex because you definitely can't afford a damn kid.
Condoms are in the long run much cheaper than 18 years of bringing up a child. Condoms are also much more convenient than having an STD. Besides, you're not going to spend THAT much on rubbers. Let's say a 5-pack is 7 bücks. That's a pack of cigarettes or a sixpack of beer. No biggy.
Final words:
- When the time finally comes, don't think of it like anything awkward. Sex is fun, so putting on a condom should be that too. You might even want to suggest to your partner if (s)he wants to roll that bad boy on. You may have to consider if you want to use those exact words though.
- Be comfortable with using a rubber, she'll appreciate it if you have thought about mutual protection.
- Condoms are the only contraceptive that protect you from STD:s, so use them every time you have a one night stand, even if you have met this chick a few times already. Even if she says that it's OK and that she's on the pill. Once you have a steady gf, then the pill conversation comes into question and you can lose the rubber.
- Condoms can and will break, especially with beginners. So don't be a tool and carry just one on you. Have at least two. When they break, you'll know, so don't continue even if it "feels so good now". Pull out, replace.
- If you're at your place, have good waterbased lube around. In a longer session, the lubricant in a rubber wears off and you're going to be in pain. A squirt of lube and you'll be going like a Duracell bunny again, with a smile on your face.
- Thin quality rubbers are the best for feel. Fuck ribbed, even if her pleasure comes first. You'll compensate with pure skill.
Thank you.
I need around tree fiddy.
