Ty
Mass Media Casualty
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AussieReaper wrote:

How badly could you stuff it up?
...

Actually I can see Hurricane asphyxiating himself with one.

Okay - all Condoms work exactly the same way so "stuffing it up" shouldn't be an issue... I hope.

Secondly Condoms are very stretchy, even if you've got a monster schlong you can still use a too-small condom. That's even if your not over-exadurating your own manhood and if you are don't bother. The patrons of bf2s.com honestly don't give a shit how big you are.

Thirdly condoms aren't hugely expensive. Here they're not anyway. You can get ridiculously cheap condoms from like a family planning or sexual health clinic. I got thirty for ten bucks once.  If you're worried about fucking up "expensive boutique" condoms either don't get them or realise that it doesn't matter. Hell you can only use them once, it's not like they're a damn investment.

Lastly - nothing wrong with test-driving condoms. Admittedly I "test drove" before using them "for real". Although it's pretty difficult to stuff it up it's good to at least get comfortable with the things before game day.
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AussieReaper
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Hurricane, I shit you not, the best lulz you can get from a condom is driving down the freeway, opening your window and holding one open against the wind.

Do it.
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7022|132 and Bush

Ty wrote:

Lastly - nothing wrong with test-driving condoms. Admittedly I "test drove" before using them "for real". Although it's pretty difficult to stuff it up it's good to at least get comfortable with the things before game day.
This is what I was getting at. Doesn't it make sense to "test drive"?
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bugz
Fission Mailed
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trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6680|B.C. Canada
Don't they give out free condoms at your local health store?
DonFck
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+3,227|7053|Finland

Unca Don will now give you his input.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I've never put one on before and I don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes.
Buy a fivepack, practise putting on until you master it. You definitely don't want to be fumbling around when the time comes, this is true. Practise makes perfect. Don't train on a cucumber or a banana, you'll know best if you just train on your dick. In private, you don't have to post pics of your triumphant success.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Plus what if they're too small/tight?
Then you know that you have a massive schlong and you'll know to buy bigger ones for your next practise session. They're not supposed to be like loose socks but a snug fit. If and when however, the normal sized fit you well, don't be depressed. Odds are, it's just the right size for you and her. Besides, smaller cocks are better for putting it in no.2. But that's another lesson that I will not go in to (get it, "in to"?), some might not see it suitable for a gaming forum, and I agree.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The thing that's keeping me is that these are fucking expensive. Which I guess makes sense; if you can't afford condoms you probably shouldn't be having sex because you definitely can't afford a damn kid.
Condoms are in the long run much cheaper than 18 years of bringing up a child. Condoms are also much more convenient than having an STD. Besides, you're not going to spend THAT much on rubbers. Let's say a 5-pack is 7 bücks. That's a pack of cigarettes or a sixpack of beer. No biggy.

Final words:

- When the time finally comes, don't think of it like anything awkward. Sex is fun, so putting on a condom should be that too. You might even want to suggest to your partner if (s)he wants to roll that bad boy on. You may have to consider if you want to use those exact words though.

- Be comfortable with using a rubber, she'll appreciate it if you have thought about mutual protection.

- Condoms are the only contraceptive that protect you from STD:s, so use them every time you have a one night stand, even if you have met this chick a few times already. Even if she says that it's OK and that she's on the pill. Once you have a steady gf, then the pill conversation comes into question and you can lose the rubber.

- Condoms can and will break, especially with beginners. So don't be a tool and carry just one on you. Have at least two. When they break, you'll know, so don't continue even if it "feels so good now". Pull out, replace.

- If you're at your place, have good waterbased lube around. In a longer session, the lubricant in a rubber wears off and you're going to be in pain. A squirt of lube and you'll be going like a Duracell bunny again, with a smile on your face.

- Thin quality rubbers are the best for feel. Fuck ribbed, even if her pleasure comes first. You'll compensate with pure skill.

Thank you.
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hi
+322|6787|California
My GF is on the birth control shot, but she wants me to use a condom and I will so she won't get preggo right? lololol
she wants my lollipop
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6007

DonFck - bf2s Sex Ed teacher.
TopHat01
Limitless
+117|6326|CA

Macbeth wrote:

DonFck - bf2s Sex Ed teacher.
This should be a position up for nomination at the end of the year.
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6417|Belgium
Seriously DonFck not only was that post constructive, educating and well written it's also very useful given the average age of these forum users
Gj
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7076

Someone needs to make a little sex-ed member badge for him
Does anyone remember his ball-shaving post?
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7053|Finland

mtb0minime wrote:

Someone needs to make a little sex-ed member badge for him
Does anyone remember his ball-shaving post?
It was a nifty piece of text, even if I say so myself. Besides, it was written in bold and pink, 2 years and 8 months ago!

I feel the need to link you guys to it.
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6932|Gold Coast

DonFck wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Someone needs to make a little sex-ed member badge for him
Does anyone remember his ball-shaving post?
It was a nifty piece of text, even if I say so myself. Besides, it was written in bold and pink, 2 years and 8 months ago!

I feel the need to link you guys to it.
lmao. Nice
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IUD > condoms 
DonFck
Hibernator
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I need around tree fiddy.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7196|Noizyland

DonFck certainly knows his way around a penis.

No homo.
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GR34
Member
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I almost had to use surran wrap my 2nd time lol then she found one in her moms drawer
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7106|Espoo, Finland

DonFck wrote:

- If you're at your place, have good waterbased lube around. In a longer session, the lubricant in a rubber wears off and you're going to be in pain. A squirt of lube and you'll be going like a Duracell bunny again, with a smile on your face.
This is good advice. Also some condoms really suck when it comes to the lubricant.
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|6399|Blue Mountain State
always wear a condom at all times unless you you know the bitch satrsigth up because she could make your dick fall offf no joke
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Baba Booey
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Fughed about condoms. This is all you need.

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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7053|Finland

Gawwad wrote:

DonFck wrote:

- If you're at your place, have good waterbased lube around. In a longer session, the lubricant in a rubber wears off and you're going to be in pain. A squirt of lube and you'll be going like a Duracell bunny again, with a smile on your face.
This is good advice. Also some condoms really suck when it comes to the lubricant.
I tried the new RFSU Ultra Thin rubbers yesterday, motherfuckers don't have any lube on them whatsoever. The tube in the perv-drawer certainly came in handy.

Don't buy them.
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7044|Little Bentcock

GR34 wrote:

I almost had to use surran wrap my 2nd time lol then she found one in her moms drawer
Then pooper shoot-her
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7053|Finland

Adams_BJ wrote:

GR34 wrote:

I almost had to use surran wrap my 2nd time lol then she found one in her moms drawer
Then pooper shoot-her
You know how much different bacteria reside in those areas? Wrap it up tight when you're going there!
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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