Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6904|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Got an appointment in an hour with the quack. Hope she's hot atleast if she's gonna feel up my ass

These last 3 weeks have been so fucked up with all this damn flu and food poisoning. This thing even got my temperature up last night. 22C inside the house and I was freezing like hell.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7104|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Sounds like an infection.

I cringe at the sound of latex gloves being put on, but I enjoy the squish the lube makes in the silver tray, that helps me relax again.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6904|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Sounds like an infection.

I cringe at the sound of latex gloves being put on, but I enjoy the squish the lube makes in the silver tray, that helps me relax again.
Actually I don't want her to feel me up there at all. Might have a nasty result if the bowel is loaded.

Found a suitable avatar for my current health status.

Damn. My belly is all swollen up like a preggo stomach

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-09-03 02:36:00)

david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7169|Comber, Northern Ireland
chop chop dig dig i need a smoke
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6869|King Of The Islands

KuSTaV wrote:

Yeah.

What happened to McOz burgers? I fucking loved those.
Chicken Deluxe > cow burger
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7062|Finland

So we decided on "Division Manager". Sounds kinda sexy.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ioan92
Member
+337|6153
I lol'd

https://www.gamequorum.com/forum/image.php?s=b8ebf5e1df345d7cfbb10a0c210d371e&u=866&type=sigpic&dateline=1240006489
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7058|UK
There's loads of these around London.  Funnies
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901
fuck bendy buses
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7083
There's probably no god
atheist
what
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901
well... until science can empirically prove there is no god, conclusively... it's just a hypothesis; ergo "probably".

also it's a lot softer on the publicity-scale.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-09-03 03:48:41)

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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7058|UK

Uzique wrote:

fuck bendy buses
lolwhy?
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7083

Uzique wrote:

well... until science can empirically prove there is no god, conclusively... it's just a hypothesis; ergo "probably".

also it's a lot softer on the publicity-scale.
You can't disprove something that doesn't exist in any kind of perceivable way in the first place. Spaghetti monster, anyone?

And most likely they added the 'probably' to make their message appeal to a broader range of people, and to avoid making religious nuts butthurt.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6869|King Of The Islands

Now make it double-decker.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901
atheists are never going to be able to say that there is definitely no god. they can only hope to further their understanding and explanations of life and reality through other, more rational ways. the 'probably' is obviously there to avoid offending sensitive-types, but in a more literal sense it has a valid meaning, too...
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7083
I prefer to look at things from the usual POV, I.E there isn't a god until you can prove there is. If the internet hasn't given you the idea that it's drivel, then give the god delusion a read. Fantastic book, it explains quite clearly how, even while looking at things from the "disprove god" side, there almost certainly isn't a god and the idea itself is absurd for many reasons.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901
lol lucien recommending richard dawkins. who hasn't read his shitty books? i have them all. don't have your world-view so easily spoonfed to you. many of his arguments are absurd and reductionist, just as you claim it makes religion seem. you're easily convinced, i guess.

even the pope of the atheist church and his top cardinal, hitchens, cannot conclusively say as scientists that there is NO god. they can't say it. they can take your line and say that there is no proof of a god, but there is equally no scientifically-tested proof that there isn't a god, either. they're still dealing with a theory, essentially, just one with lots of semi-supportive evidence. it's a question that never can and never will be answered; militant atheists are wasting their goddamned time. dawkins is only in it for the $$$ and public attention.
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7083

Uzique wrote:

lol lucien recommending richard dawkins. who hasn't read his shitty books? don't have your world-view so easily spoonfed to you.  you're easily convinced, i guess.

dawkins is only in it for the $$$ and public attention.
And once again we've arrived at typical uzique-style posts
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901
typical because im calling you a dumbass for having your entire world-outlook spoonfed to you by some bitter old professor?

please, naive much

it's sensationalist media. he wanted to rename atheists as "brights" so easily-led dumbasses like you could feel even more smug.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-09-03 04:18:08)

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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7083
Typical because it's full of assumptions, nicely worded bullshit arguments, and outright insults. The only thing missing here is you falling back on your "I'm just trolling bf2s" line
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6884|The Twilight Zone

Uzique wrote:

typical because im calling you a dumbass for having your entire world-outlook spoonfed to you by some bitter old professor?

please, naive much

it's sensationalist media. he wanted to rename atheists as "brights" so easily-led dumbasses like you could feel even more smug.
She is more than just his professor...
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6901

Lucien wrote:

Typical because it's full of assumptions, nicely worded bullshit arguments, and outright insults. The only thing missing here is you falling back on your "I'm just trolling bf2s" line
say something intelligent and ill reply intelligently

dont defend your 'there is definitely no god' argument by recommending me the da vinci code or some shit. it's patronizing and insulting.

if you want to have a philosophical or scientific dialogue on the concept of god - lets go. but dont derive all your logic from richard fucking dawkins.
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david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7169|Comber, Northern Ireland
who loves benson hedges gold? amirite?
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7058|UK
Get this DAST shit out of EE Chat. tbh

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