>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5619

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.

fun times
Did you have teams of two and did it involve blowing each other in order for the team to win?
nonono

just like at the back of class n all.

Myself and my best mate used to see who could hold the heaviest cup up with their boner by the cup handle. We did it with our boxers on, but it was still o soo gay and we still lol about it to this day.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6544|Carnoustie MASSIF
After reading all these I've got a massive bonk-on.

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-01-29 16:00:57)

.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6867|The Twilight Zone

>rush.Durex wrote:

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.

fun times
Did you have teams of two and did it involve blowing each other in order for the team to win?
nonono

just like at the back of class n all.

Myself and my best mate used to see who could hold the heaviest cup up with their boner by the cup handle. We did it with our boxers on, but it was still o soo gay and we still lol about it to this day.
once I had a boner and lifted my desk at math class. My penis was no match for the milf math teacher. Class ended early...
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5619
penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6867|The Twilight Zone

>rush.Durex wrote:

penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities
You like my sig? Is it any good or is it stupid? Does it even make any sense?
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5619

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities
You like my sig? Is it any good or is it stupid? Does it even make any sense?
i duno mate. I just seen penis in it and read the thread title and i assumed it would be of interest. i still havnt really read it though.

I know i like my penis.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6867|The Twilight Zone

>rush.Durex wrote:

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities
You like my sig? Is it any good or is it stupid? Does it even make any sense?
i duno mate. I just seen penis in it and read the thread title and i assumed it would be of interest. i still havnt really read it though.

I know i like my penis.
I like yours too...but it barely goes beyond my teeth
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6922
yeah, usually in class or in the car.  If its in the car and we are about to get out i usually bend over and pretend to  tie my shoe.  You can't lose it while the car is moving though, the bumps keep it up no matter what.  In class I used to always get scared I'd get called to stand up and do something. oh lolz glad that never happened.
Mattimus
Wardimus
+16|6238

CanadianLoser wrote:

yeah, usually in class or in the car.  If its in the car and we are about to get out i usually bend over and pretend to  tie my shoe.  You can't lose it while the car is moving though, the bumps keep it up no matter what.  In class I used to always get scared I'd get called to stand up and do something. oh lolz glad that never happened.
Reminds me of one time when a mate of mine was called up to the front of the class to do something, and he responded by saying 'sorry mister I have a sore back'. Turned out he had a massive boner and couldn't stand up

Since then we've always referred to our boners as sore backs. Makes it rather funny when we talk about it in the presence of someone who has no fucking idea of what we're talking about.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7067
The worst is being accused of having one when you actually don't
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7121|67.222.138.85
good thing you don't have that problem
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7067
No, you don't
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6116|College Park, MD
I'd usually just carry my backpack in front of me. Not too high to be obvious, I guess a bit low so it would distract people's eyes. Or something.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6547

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I'd usually just carry my backpack in front of me. Not too high to be obvious, I guess a bit low so it would distract people's eyes. Or something.
Sounds obvious.

Superbad wrote:

I flip my boner up into my waistband.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6943|Global Command
I think I'm about to get one.

The wife asked me if I have been keeping upon my tongue exercises.
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6825|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

ATG wrote:

I think I'm about to get one.

The wife asked me if I have been keeping upon my tongue exercises.
Say you'll do a live demonstration.
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6650|Uk
this thread is made of lol

p.s. the belt thing and the bag thing

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