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.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.

fun times

Did you have teams of two and did it involve blowing each other in order for the team to win?

nonono

just like at the back of class n all.

Myself and my best mate used to see who could hold the heaviest cup up with their boner by the cup handle. We did it with our boxers on, but it was still o soo gay and we still lol about it to this day.

>rush.Durex wrote:

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

I used to have boner contests back in school. We'd bet like 10 cents or w/e on whoever could reach a full boner first.

fun times

Did you have teams of two and did it involve blowing each other in order for the team to win?

nonono

just like at the back of class n all.

Myself and my best mate used to see who could hold the heaviest cup up with their boner by the cup handle. We did it with our boxers on, but it was still o soo gay and we still lol about it to this day.

once I had a boner and lifted my desk at math class. My penis was no match for the milf math teacher. Class ended early...

>rush.Durex wrote:

penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities

You like my sig? Is it any good or is it stupid? Does it even make any sense?

>rush.Durex wrote:

.Sup wrote:

>rush.Durex wrote:

penis is like a submarine telescope - seeks for potential targets and evaluates their capabilities

You like my sig? Is it any good or is it stupid? Does it even make any sense?

i duno mate. I just seen penis in it and read the thread title and i assumed it would be of interest. i still havnt really read it though.

I know i like my penis.

I like yours too...but it barely goes beyond my teeth

CanadianLoser wrote:

yeah, usually in class or in the car.  If its in the car and we are about to get out i usually bend over and pretend to  tie my shoe.  You can't lose it while the car is moving though, the bumps keep it up no matter what.  In class I used to always get scared I'd get called to stand up and do something. oh lolz glad that never happened.

Reminds me of one time when a mate of mine was called up to the front of the class to do something, and he responded by saying 'sorry mister I have a sore back'. Turned out he had a massive boner and couldn't stand up

Since then we've always referred to our boners as sore backs. Makes it rather funny when we talk about it in the presence of someone who has no fucking idea of what we're talking about.

good thing you don't have that problem

I'd usually just carry my backpack in front of me. Not too high to be obvious, I guess a bit low so it would distract people's eyes. Or something.

I think I'm about to get one.

The wife asked me if I have been keeping upon my tongue exercises.

this thread is made of lol

p.s. the belt thing and the bag thing