Being a n00b for Idiots

2006-05-03 13:47:15

#1

xstax981: Community Modder; +93|7148

Hey guys... this is the über guide to being another unwanted n00b to the BF2 community. Try your best to NOT follow these instructions.

1. Guide to being a n00b in general.

1.1: TALK IN ALL CAPS ON THE CHAT.

1.2: TaLk LiK3 t#I§

2. Guide to being an unwanted vehicle n00b.

2.1: Be a sniper. Use your M95. What do you think DICE made it for? To shoot enemies with? They made it to shoot pilots in YOUR plane out of the cockpit.

2.2: If the last tip failed, stand in front of the plane with your finger on the PgDown key.

2.3: Run all people down in front of your plane/tank.

2.4: Get a keyboard like this:

https://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5632/bf2keyboard0sj.jpg

or if you don't wanna buy a new keyboard:

*Thanks to =SoG=PredatoR and Coolbeano for the images

Edits will be made as more information becomes available.

Last edited by xstax981 (2006-05-03 13:49:37)

2006-05-03 13:48:29

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7069|Seattle

lol

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-05-03 13:48:46

#3

Psycho~*DS*~: Banned; +50|7071

sweet dude. Not, just cuz u get pwnd dont mean u need to be mad at other people. Leave the noos alone, by doing this, you yourself become an ub3r n00b

2006-05-03 13:48:58

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7233

jOO haxx0r wtfbbqsauce FTW teh ghey woot.

2006-05-03 13:54:45

#5

E|W4v0r: Member; +8|7135|New York

And the ever popular "TK somone for a plane, then proceed to ram it into the ground"

2006-05-03 13:55:15

#6

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7233

xstax981 wrote:
Psycho~*DS*~ wrote:
sweet dude. Not, just cuz u get pwnd dont mean u need to be mad at other people. Leave the noos alone, by doing this, you yourself become an ub3r n00b
Uhhh.... this is supposed to be a joke....

I'll gladly pwn you anyday.

Well, it appears you got this game for Christmas, so I wouldn't be calling too many people noobs.

2006-05-03 13:59:46

#7

xstax981: Community Modder; +93|7148

Ahh, oh well. I deleted the post. I don't wanna start a flame war.

2006-05-03 14:01:45

#8

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7233

xstax981 wrote:
Ahh, oh well. I deleted the post. I don't wanna start a flame war.

Well, it is a nice post, and I gave you +1 for the effort. However, the title alone will eventually lead to a flame war.

2006-05-03 14:02:03

#9

-EcS-Blade: Mr.Speakman; +153|7112|Manchester UK

Nice Little tips for the so called "noob but i dont like the word noob its so geeky i use froob instead

2006-05-03 14:02:05

#10

GetOutOfMyTankNoob: Member; +3|7047

There's no need to forgive a TKer. It's their fault that they a) weren't looking in front of their vehicle, b) can't tell the difference between skins, and knowing this, didn't look at the tag, c) used weapons with splash damage, d) didn't look before they bombed.

2006-05-03 14:10:17

#11

skratch-x: Member; +25|7108|NY, USA

I really hope you're kidding. Especially when it can be COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT sometimes when you get TK'd.

2006-05-03 14:13:14

#12

GetOutOfMyTankNoob: Member; +3|7047

When? The only thing I can think of is going in front of someone shooting, but you should have more common sense.

2006-05-03 14:15:23

#13

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7099|UK

King_County_Downy wrote:
lol

2006-05-03 14:18:00

#14

xstax981: Community Modder; +93|7148

Ack, thanks for the +1, I wish there was a way to change the topic title.

2006-05-03 14:18:29

#15

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7205|Oslo, Norway

liquidat0r wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
lol

2006-05-03 14:32:54

#16

antin0de: Member; +44|7139|SL,UT

You're not describing a n00b here. You're describing an asshole:

asshole (n): 1. In online gaming, a player who uses the term "n00b" to insult players of equal or greater skilll. 2. In Battlefield 2, a player who TKs for vehicles, or force TKs and punishes when somebody gets "his" vehicle. 3. In Battlefield 2, a player who resorts to the same skill-less tactic all day to rack up points, at the expense of having fun.

Synonyms: asshat, bitch, cocksucker, dickhead, fuckass, fuckface, fucktard, fuckwad, jerkoff, nerd, pussybitch.

Seriously. "n00b" is dead. Calling someone a n00b is equivalent to calling someone a doodoo head, buttface, or even worse, dummy. Be creative, slapdicks!

2006-05-03 15:34:53

#17

M_Harrower: Will code HTML for food; +114|7045

WilhelmSissener wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
lol

2006-05-05 05:39:48

#18

Slickfish: Member; +24|7095

What the hell does noob actually mean?, when I first heard it a though it meant someone who is new to the game and doesn't know the ropes yet, but I've seen people with high ranks being pr*&ks online.
Doing all the things I've heard used to explain a noob.

2006-05-05 06:13:40

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7145|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I never use the word Noob ingame, i usually use the word Twat or Prick instead. I dont need to explain to someone why I just called them that, they already know.

2006-05-05 08:31:19

#20

antin0de: Member; +44|7139|SL,UT

Slickfish wrote:
What the hell does noob actually mean?, when I first heard it a though it meant someone who is new to the game and doesn't know the ropes yet, but I've seen people with high ranks being pr*&ks online.
Doing all the things I've heard used to explain a noob.

noob is short for newbie. your first thought was right. somehow when people call experienced players "n00bs" they get some sort of childish pleasure, under the pretense that it's some sort of insult. but it's not.

see here's how it works:

calling a veteran a noob = calling a veteran a "dummy." Example: "OMG you got shot down coz I missed that AA with the TV, you noob!!11"

calling an actual newbie a noob = calling a baby a baby. Example: "OMG you can't even cook your own food, you baby!!!!1 rofl!11"
result: nothing.

grow up, noob-callers.

2006-05-05 08:32:23

#21

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|7235

Those are some great images

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xstax981 wrote:

Psycho~DS~ wrote:

xstax981 wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

WilhelmSissener wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

Slickfish wrote:

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