gurdeep
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

starting to worry about this date on wednesday
por que?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7028|Little Bentcock
just pretend youre jack bauer or some nerd shit like that
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
idk, i just want it to go well. we're gonna go iceskating.
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gurdeep
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+812|5160|proll­y
charles barkley is doin white people problems on snl
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
ice skating seems very early-high-school-date to me

Last edited by Jay (2012-01-07 21:15:02)

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
okay Jay, what would you recommend?
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gurdeep
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

idk, i just want it to go well. we're gonna go iceskating.
you gonna tap that?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
since you're underage, dinner and a movie i guess. i dunno, been forever since i had to worry about stuff like that. ice skating isn't a bad idea
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-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
winter is always a shitty time to try to plan dates. options are limited to indoors stuff
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
i don't know 'deep, i kinda hope she's not the kind of girl who gives it away after one date

@jay everyone i talk to says that's not a great idea because you can't talk during the movie and it doesn't really let you interact with each other
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
the less talking the better
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-Frederick Bastiat
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6943|Long Island, New York
martin remember to slip your hand in her skirt during the movie

and if she's wearing jeans, she's probably a lesbian
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
what about going to her place
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
for the date? or after?
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-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
eh, let's run both scenarios?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
for the date, i doubt she'd want to unless she's a total homebody. for after, you probably shouldn't because you're over excited and might get weird and fuck it up kiss on the cheek or whatever and say thanks, and save that for the second date when you're less nervous
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
Stuff gets easier with practice, trust me
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
kk thanks

holy fuck the defense lawyers on SVU are human detritus
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6558|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

kk thanks

holy fuck the defense lawyers on SVU are human detritus
I can't believe the detectives have a 100% conviction rate. It's amazing.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
this the most ghetto-ass hot dog ever
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5764|London, England
why are you eating a hot dog at 1 am?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6558|what

a kebab is more traditional.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
@jay I'm hungry. we have no hot dog buns, just hamburger buns, so I laid the weiner across both buns (). on top of some kosher pickles and slathered in mustard

@AR i wouldn't mind a kebab
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6107|College Park, MD
this doesn't feel like it's sitting well with my stomach
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6558|what

wait wait wait. hold the fucking phone.

you made yourself a hot dog at 1am?

why aren't you out getting pissed with mates and finding some dodgy $2 street corner food?
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