por que?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
starting to worry about this date on wednesday
just pretend youre jack bauer or some nerd shit like that
idk, i just want it to go well. we're gonna go iceskating.

charles barkley is doin white people problems on snl
ice skating seems very early-high-school-date to me
Last edited by Jay (2012-01-07 21:15:02)
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okay Jay, what would you recommend?

you gonna tap that?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
idk, i just want it to go well. we're gonna go iceskating.
since you're underage, dinner and a movie i guess. i dunno, been forever since i had to worry about stuff like that. ice skating isn't a bad idea
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winter is always a shitty time to try to plan dates. options are limited to indoors stuff
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i don't know 'deep, i kinda hope she's not the kind of girl who gives it away after one date
@jay everyone i talk to says that's not a great idea because you can't talk during the movie and it doesn't really let you interact with each other
@jay everyone i talk to says that's not a great idea because you can't talk during the movie and it doesn't really let you interact with each other

the less talking the better
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martin remember to slip your hand in her skirt during the movie
and if she's wearing jeans, she's probably a lesbian
and if she's wearing jeans, she's probably a lesbian
what about going to her place

for the date? or after?
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eh, let's run both scenarios?

for the date, i doubt she'd want to unless she's a total homebody. for after, you probably shouldn't because you're over excited and might get weird and fuck it up kiss on the cheek or whatever and say thanks, and save that for the second date when you're less nervous
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-Frederick Bastiat
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Stuff gets easier with practice, trust me
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kk thanks
holy fuck the defense lawyers on SVU are human detritus
holy fuck the defense lawyers on SVU are human detritus

I can't believe the detectives have a 100% conviction rate. It's amazing.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
kk thanks
holy fuck the defense lawyers on SVU are human detritus

this the most ghetto-ass hot dog ever

why are you eating a hot dog at 1 am?
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a kebab is more traditional.

@jay I'm hungry. we have no hot dog buns, just hamburger buns, so I laid the weiner across both buns (). on top of some kosher pickles and slathered in mustard
@AR i wouldn't mind a kebab
@AR i wouldn't mind a kebab

this doesn't feel like it's sitting well with my stomach

wait wait wait. hold the fucking phone.
you made yourself a hot dog at 1am?
why aren't you out getting pissed with mates and finding some dodgy $2 street corner food?
you made yourself a hot dog at 1am?
why aren't you out getting pissed with mates and finding some dodgy $2 street corner food?
