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2016-05-22 06:51:43

#3151

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
can you wire me a couple thou? i will do that for you and send pictures

Just give me your internet banking passwords and I'll take care of it ASAP.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-22 13:09:02

#3152

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +216|4500|SL,UT

wow, just went from Dilbert_X to dilbert_the_nigerian, good move . . .

2016-05-22 23:55:34

#3153

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,061|7163|Little Bentcock

My bday is in a couple weeks Dilbert.

2016-05-22 23:59:59

#3154

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,752|7278|Cinncinatti

mines in a couple days

2016-05-23 01:06:55

#3155

uziq: Member; +546|3993

Dilbert_X wrote:
uziq wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
can you wire me a couple thou? i will do that for you and send pictures
Just give me your internet banking passwords and I'll take care of it ASAP.

I could be a friend to you

2016-05-23 02:27:04

#3156

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

When I ask for coke what do I ask for?
Are there different kinds?
How much is a good amount?
What is the recovery rate when its sprinkled between a strippers boobs?

Fuck Israel

2016-05-23 05:23:22

#3157

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4260

For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.

2016-05-23 06:35:56

#3158

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

Buy a wife? That's like paying for debt.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-23 13:20:15

#3159

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4260

Think of it more as a down-payment on fatherhood.

2016-05-24 06:09:01

#3160

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7257|Riva, MD

SuperJail Warden wrote:
For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.

Have you legitimately considered doing this?

2016-05-24 12:48:26

#3161

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6864|Graz, Austria

_j5689_ wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.
Have you legitimately considered doing this?

Is that a rhetoric question‽

2016-05-25 08:30:14

#3162

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7257|Riva, MD

You never know what somebody will say unless you ask

Some guys will indeed drop 30 Gs for an azn wife

2016-05-25 14:07:12

#3163

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7254|Purplicious Wisconsin

I think I will take a Russian bridal service over a Asian bridal service if I really was forced to take such a thing.

Last edited by War Man (2016-05-25 14:07:19)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2016-05-25 14:53:10

#3164

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4260

If I were to buy a bride it would definitely be from Eastern Europe. I am pretty fond of Polish women. A Polish bride would be harder to control and keep isolated and locked in a closet but the superior genes would be worth it. Much better to show off too.

2016-05-25 16:53:43

#3165

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,997|7173|949

disgusting

2016-05-26 02:55:33

#3166

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
disgusting

Sounds to me like you're a free-market hating socialist.

I bet you have a shrine to Marx and pray to it every day.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-26 11:40:15

#3167

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4260

It's a fair exchange between consenting adults. She has goods and services I want and I have the stability and protection she needs.

2016-05-26 12:30:20

#3168

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,997|7173|949

yes, marriage comes boils down to a simple exchange of goods and services. You are destined to enjoy emotionally fulfilling relationships.

2016-05-26 14:44:19

#3169

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

I think you're ignoring the supply/demand equation.

There's nothing more fulfilling than that.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-26 18:13:25

#3170

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +216|4500|SL,UT

Dilbert_X wrote:
I think you're ignoring the supply/demand equation.

There's nothing more fulfilling than that.

if you*re slumming for the lowest common denominator, sure.

2016-06-02 13:26:49

#3171

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +672|4260

Found a full deck of Pokemon cards. Not sure what to do with it.

2016-06-02 13:59:06

#3172

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +699|6831|Washington St.

When in doubt masterbate. That's my motto.
Don't aim for the cards though, they might be worth something.

2016-06-04 03:39:13

#3173

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,836|6647|eXtreme to the maX

Shed has a new spider. I think every shed should have spider.

Fuck Israel

2016-06-08 06:09:09

#3174

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7257|Riva, MD

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Found a full deck of Pokemon cards. Not sure what to do with it.

Depending on what's in it, you might be able to get some decent money for original 90s cards

2016-07-15 12:39:01

#3175

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5899|London, England

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cZVV4m2eDgA/V3bpdsGNukI/AAAAAAAAA94/4XnWjvXKX7067btajFsln-BQ0xS2vxaLQCL0B/w679-h905-no/2016-07-01.jpg

Last edited by Jay (2016-07-15 12:39:23)

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