Good things that have happened in your life lately

2016-05-22 04:46:42

#3151

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6889|Little Bentcock

Pitched for the first time in almost 7 years at baseball today as relief. Whiffed em all. Became new starter.

2016-05-22 06:51:43

#3152

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
can you wire me a couple thou? i will do that for you and send pictures

Just give me your internet banking passwords and I'll take care of it ASAP.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-22 13:09:02

#3153

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4226|SL,UT

wow, just went from Dilbert_X to dilbert_the_nigerian, good move . . .

2016-05-22 23:55:34

#3154

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6889|Little Bentcock

My bday is in a couple weeks Dilbert.

2016-05-22 23:59:59

#3155

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,742|7003|Cinncinatti

mines in a couple days

2016-05-23 01:06:55

#3156

uziq: Member; +498|3718

Dilbert_X wrote:
uziq wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
can you wire me a couple thou? i will do that for you and send pictures
Just give me your internet banking passwords and I'll take care of it ASAP.

I could be a friend to you

2016-05-23 02:27:04

#3157

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX

When I ask for coke what do I ask for?
Are there different kinds?
How much is a good amount?
What is the recovery rate when its sprinkled between a strippers boobs?

Fuck Israel

2016-05-23 05:23:22

#3158

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.

2016-05-23 06:35:56

#3159

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6372|eXtreme to the maX

Buy a wife? That's like paying for debt.

Fuck Israel

2016-05-23 13:20:15

#3160

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

Think of it more as a down-payment on fatherhood.

2016-05-24 06:09:01

#3161

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6983|Riva, MD

SuperJail Warden wrote:
For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.

Have you legitimately considered doing this?

2016-05-24 12:48:26

#3162

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6590|Graz, Austria

_j5689_ wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
For $30,000 you can just buy a wife from a poor Asian country. For a little more you can buy one from Japan or Korea.
Have you legitimately considered doing this?

Is that a rhetoric question‽

2016-05-25 08:30:14

#3163

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6983|Riva, MD

You never know what somebody will say unless you ask

Some guys will indeed drop 30 Gs for an azn wife

2016-05-25 14:07:12

#3164

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|6980|Purplicious Wisconsin

I think I will take a Russian bridal service over a Asian bridal service if I really was forced to take such a thing.

Last edited by War Man (2016-05-25 14:07:19)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2016-05-25 14:53:10

#3165

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +644|3986

If I were to buy a bride it would definitely be from Eastern Europe. I am pretty fond of Polish women. A Polish bride would be harder to control and keep isolated and locked in a closet but the superior genes would be worth it. Much better to show off too.

2016-05-25 16:53:43