Dilbert_X
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We can choose not to interact with people who eat bats or monkeys or ride camels.
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uziq
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good luck.
Dilbert_X
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Thanks!
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uziq
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let's just hope no one from the continent of australia ever wants to make a tourist trip to the great pyramids, eh.

meanwhile:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUc_IMQWoAUp7VD?format=jpg&name=large

but yes, china sending staff abroad is very sinister. i bet they're trying to kill white people!

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uziq wrote:

no i would not. this is pretty much the worst crisis in my lifetime.
This might be the first time in my life I actually fear I might not make it through something. Despite however bad things were in the past I could be almost certain I would finish school, make money, have nice things and live a productive life. Terrorism or mass shootings are just so rare and possible to prepare against or react to compared to this. No one here is safe at all especially the big city users which means everyone but Dilbert and RTHKI. Jay literally could have died last week if his immune system decided it didn't like him anymore and there was nothing Jay could have done to prevent or stop it. Pretty wild, huh?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
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Dilbert_X wrote:

We can choose not to interact with people who eat bats or monkeys or ride camels.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
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You also get dummies like this who finds an injured bat on the side of the road and nurses it back to life. She also wonders why he is underweight...
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Dilbert_X wrote:

One thing people probably don't know is that besides offshoring manufacturing we've also offshored standards testing.

That Chinese product with a British Standards or UL or CE mark? Made in China and tested in China.

With luck a lot of this is going to be reversed.
...by chinese labs of those standards groups. Or by independent labs certified by those standards groups. You know how this works, don't be stupid.
Dilbert_X
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I'm fully aware thanks, and I've seen their work.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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you're probably typing from a device certified by a China-based lab. You probably carry a device certified by a China-based lab in your pocket, nestled closely to your genitals. You probably hold a China-certified device to the side of your head often. Maybe in your nerd-dom, you even keep a China-certified device in your breast pocket.

Practice what you preach bro! Post by carrier pigeon. Interact with people by telegram. Use an abacus.
Dilbert_X
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Probably do, doesn't mean they are certified to the standard they should be, don't be stupid Ken.

Then of course there are the manufacturers which have lax quality standards, get a product approved and certified - then change all the materials, components and manufacturing process, or just outsource it to someone else.

"oh well, we thought you'd like a cost saving, which we didn't pass on to you, sorry"
"Oh, you wanted it made to specification, well you should have said, now we'll have to put the price up"
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Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

uziq wrote:

no i would not. this is pretty much the worst crisis in my lifetime.
This might be the first time in my life I actually fear I might not make it through something. Despite however bad things were in the past I could be almost certain I would finish school, make money, have nice things and live a productive life. Terrorism or mass shootings are just so rare and possible to prepare against or react to compared to this. No one here is safe at all especially the big city users which means everyone but Dilbert and RTHKI. Jay literally could have died last week if his immune system decided it didn't like him anymore and there was nothing Jay could have done to prevent or stop it. Pretty wild, huh?
And you could be hit by a drunk driver next week, or get a bad batch of thc vape juice and end up like the people who died last year, or or or. Millions of ways to die. Can't let it control you.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Probably do, doesn't mean they are certified to the standard they should be, don't be stupid Ken.

Then of course there are the manufacturers which have lax quality standards, get a product approved and certified - then change all the materials, components and manufacturing process, or just outsource it to someone else.

"oh well, we thought you'd like a cost saving, which we didn't pass on to you, sorry"
"Oh, you wanted it made to specification, well you should have said, now we'll have to put the price up"
certification bodies like UL, CE and ETL require quarterly visits to manufacturing sites. They are pretty dogged about enforcing their marks. You know this. I know you know this, but you are being dumb to enforce a viewpoint you only half-heartedly believe in but champion here because it gets a rise out of certain people.
Jay
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Probably do, doesn't mean they are certified to the standard they should be, don't be stupid Ken.

Then of course there are the manufacturers which have lax quality standards, get a product approved and certified - then change all the materials, components and manufacturing process, or just outsource it to someone else.

"oh well, we thought you'd like a cost saving, which we didn't pass on to you, sorry"
"Oh, you wanted it made to specification, well you should have said, now we'll have to put the price up"
certification bodies like UL, CE and ETL require quarterly visits to manufacturing sites. They are pretty dogged about enforcing their marks. I deal with them all the time.
Same with ISO 9001 etc.
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Dilbert_X
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Probably do, doesn't mean they are certified to the standard they should be, don't be stupid Ken.

Then of course there are the manufacturers which have lax quality standards, get a product approved and certified - then change all the materials, components and manufacturing process, or just outsource it to someone else.

"oh well, we thought you'd like a cost saving, which we didn't pass on to you, sorry"
"Oh, you wanted it made to specification, well you should have said, now we'll have to put the price up"
certification bodies like UL, CE and ETL require quarterly visits to manufacturing sites. They are pretty dogged about enforcing their marks. You know this. I know you know this, but you are being dumb to enforce a viewpoint you only half-heartedly believe in but champion here because it gets a rise out of certain people.
They're slowly tightening up, but the last 20 years have been a shit-show. As an SAI qualified auditor who has been dealing with Chinese and Indian suppliers for over 20 years I'm fully familiar, thanks.
Same with ISO 9001 etc.
Would you be surprised to know that often they have one factory they show to the auditor, another they use for actual production?
Thats why surprise audits are so important, one auditor I know found medical products being 'sterilised' outdoors in a bucket, another removed 4,000 hammers from a factory where they'd paid $1m for bespoke assembly tooling etc.

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'Unacceptable': Florida officials debate letting Holland America ships dock with ill passengers 3/31
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/c … 5086235002

Are people still actually getting on cruises or has this thing been at sea since December.

"Zaandam, departed Mar 7." Come on …
unnamednewbie13
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uziq wrote:

let's just hope no one from the continent of australia ever wants to make a tourist trip to the great pyramids, eh.

meanwhile:



but yes, china sending staff abroad is very sinister. i bet they're trying to kill white people!
You word it like a sarcastic extreme, but it's growing more common. Hostility at the mention of Chinese aid. Spitting vitriol about the Chinese plan to kill everybody and how the factories and health care workers are in on it. Quotes from conspiratorially-minded websites as if it were God's honest truth. Ask for a source, and they'll either founder, spew "mainstream media" without offering any headlines or links, or straight up admit they read it on a conspiracy site while feigning ignorance that it's a conspiracy site.

Meanwhile, I can't turn around without tripping on a headline like:

F1 adviser suggested drivers catch coronavirus on purpose 3/30
https://arizonasports.com/story/2294585 … on-purpose

Definitely not indicative of western ignorance, and a general lack of preparedness.

“And then it would be ideal, because these are all young, strong men in really good health, if the infection comes then. Then they would be equipped, if it starts up again, for a really hard world championship.”
So pigheaded. Young people in otherwise exceptional health dying of this, and these morons are still spreading this misinformation like choice bits of wisdom.
Dilbert_X
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

'Unacceptable': Florida officials debate letting Holland America ships dock with ill passengers 3/31
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/c … 5086235002

Are people still actually getting on cruises or has this thing been at sea since December.

"Zaandam, departed Mar 7." Come on …
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/ACAF/production/_111470244_28b0e93a-be89-4809-8526-b524d3744e23.jpg
British tourists trapped in India have called on the government to act quickly to bring people home.

Darren Turner, 34, and Alex Ainley, 36, travelled to northern India to take part in a four-week yoga course at the beginning of March.

They have not been able to leave the yoga school since last Saturday and Mr Turner said: "It has been a very scary time."

The Foreign Office said it was "working around the clock" to support tourists.
Yeah probably not a great time to be travelling to India, and who the fuck travels half way around the world for a yoga session?
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Authorities have begun seizing Chinese-made faulty face masks and other protective clothing that is being exported to Australia to help halt the spread of coronavirus.

Key points:
An official has dubbed some of the intercepted Chinese personal protective equipment "dodgy"
Spain, Turkey and the Netherlands have rejected Chinese-made protective equipment
Australia has banned face masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, alcohol wipes and hand sanitiser exports
The ABC has learnt that in recent weeks, Australian Border Force (ABF) officers have intercepted several deliveries of personal protective equipment (PPE) that have been found to be counterfeit or otherwise faulty.

One law enforcement official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, estimated the ABF had already seized 800,000 masks with a combined value of more than $1.2 million on the Australian market.

"We started seeing this stuff arriving roughly three weeks ago when news of the pandemic was really taking off," the official told the ABC.

Several European governments have rejected Chinese-made equipment designed to combat the coronavirus outbreak in recent days.

Thousands of testing kits and medical masks are below standard or defective, according to authorities in Spain, Turkey and the Netherlands.

The Dutch health ministry announced it had recalled 600,000 face masks on March 28.

The equipment arrived from a Chinese manufacturer on March 21 and had already been distributed to frontline medical teams.

Dutch officials said the masks did not fit and their filters did not work as intended, even though they had a quality certificate.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Hua Chunying has rejected suggestions the country's exports were faulty.

"A large number of Chinese manufacturers are working around the clock to help other countries save lives," she said yesterday.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/ … d/12085908
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uziq
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why is the story any more sinister or malign than, say, america producing a shitload of defective reagent tests? it may surprise you to learn that corners are being cut in the race to develop and test a vaccine, too.

https://twitter.com/racheljulie/status/ … 52802?s=21

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uziq
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Probably do, doesn't mean they are certified to the standard they should be, don't be stupid Ken.

Then of course there are the manufacturers which have lax quality standards, get a product approved and certified - then change all the materials, components and manufacturing process, or just outsource it to someone else.

"oh well, we thought you'd like a cost saving, which we didn't pass on to you, sorry"
"Oh, you wanted it made to specification, well you should have said, now we'll have to put the price up"
certification bodies like UL, CE and ETL require quarterly visits to manufacturing sites. They are pretty dogged about enforcing their marks. You know this. I know you know this, but you are being dumb to enforce a viewpoint you only half-heartedly believe in but champion here because it gets a rise out of certain people.
the funniest thing is that i’m not even liberal or known for being some ‘equality, maaan’ SJW-type in my friend group. i have never supported centrist politics and certainly never written and distributed pamphlets in support of the chinese state. none of my friends would say i’m known for being tolerant or a snowflake. but dilbert writes so much utter piffling waffle about, well, just about every group who aren’t white suburban australians that it’s just impossible not to. he is a giant race cuck.
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I would be a bit skeptical of news from Wuhan. They kick out all foreign journalists, suddenly have 0 cases and the best medical experts who don't catch the virus? What?

Wasn't it just last week that BoJos team said they could have up to 40x more cases than reported? Those numbers are based on something. I don't expect the communist party to suddenly have a change of heart after jailing the early whistleblowers and hiding Xi until they were sure he could come out to deliver his 'heartfelt apology'. Now the Chinese soft power strategy is in overdrive sending masks here and medical experts there proclaiming victory back home. Considering the spread I won't for a second believe corona isn't active in more or less every major Chinese city.

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uziq
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boris johnson's team are briefing the media to deflect criticism from their own efforts. BoJo's top advisor was quoted in a recent downing street meeting as saying coronavirus is fine, because if old people die off it's okay, society can take it, etc. a few days later the entire team were infected or advised to self-isolate, and he was filmed literally running away from downing street on foot, like some sort of pantomime villain.



so i have no idea why you'd trust the stories, the wink-winks and pulled-earlobes about 'a rumour', 'some intelligence we have', that they brief to the UK media, especially to the portions which are so obeisant and in service of the 'tory core'. about as reliable as trump's press junkets, to be honest. but, sure, you're immediately suspicious of china just as you're immediately trusting of BoJo's team. 'it must be based on something! white people said it!'

turns out perhaps the epidemiologists are right, and if you enforce total lockdown and extensively test, track, and isolate all cases exhaustively, no matter the extent of the pandemic, you can eventually, over several months, get on top of it. who knew? but it must be some sinister chinese plot. i guess 'yellow peril' is still a thing, eh.

i actually have no doubt that the chinese government have hidden information and played political football with the issue just as much as western govts have and are currently doing. this is a giant stressor of government's credibility and most fundamental right to exercise rule and wield authority. people will quickly revolt or foment in such circumstances. but it's funny to me that you're immediately buying the BoJo/Cummings line, when the UK govt above all governments in europe have been widely criticised and derided for their ENTIRELY suspect and dubious mishandling of coronavirus.

it wouldn't surprise me if the UK ends up with one of the highest death tolls in europe from coronavirus, behind italy and possibly spain. it will be entirely the fault of BoJo's lot who stalled and ahem'd for the first 6 weeks, pursuing a fantastical line of thinking ('herd immunity' from the offset, as a goal rather than an incidental outcome).

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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

why is the story any more sinister or malign than, say, america producing a shitload of defective reagent tests? it may surprise you to learn that corners are being cut in the race to develop and test a vaccine, too.
Botching making a complex chemical product in record time - does happen.

Falsely certifying and shipping  defective very simple product - literally two pieces glued together - which the world has known how to make, test and certify for more than half a century - its not a case of 'whoops'.
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

the funniest thing is that i’m not even liberal or known for being some ‘equality, maaan’ SJW-type in my friend group. i have never supported centrist politics and certainly never written and distributed pamphlets in support of the chinese state. none of my friends would say i’m known for being tolerant or a snowflake. but dilbert writes so much utter piffling waffle about, well, just about every group who aren’t white suburban australians that it’s just impossible not to. he is a giant race cuck.
Right, so you're an expert in international manufacturing sourcing as well as a qualified psychoanalyst?

Whatever you say, just keep humming as you rock back and forth.
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