Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX
Dear Mr Gates
We've noticed that your $650m yacht is running outdated 'YachtSoft 2015' software
There is no upgrade path to YachtSoft 2025, we suggest you buy a new yacht.
There are probably recycling paths for your existing yacht, we don't know.
Thanks for being a loyal YachtSoft customer

Regards

YachtSoft
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
I signed up to do a running weekend early May. Fri - 1mile, Sat 10k then 5k, Sun half marathon.

I got sick before going on vacation so had a full 2 weeks off running. I have 1 month to get back into it.

Last edited by RTHKI (2025-03-31 07:31:53)

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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You should join a run club. The internet said that is popular among our generation.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
They run too fucking early
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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The half marathon is the only thing I'd be worried about. I ran a 5k a few years ago more or less straight off the couch. 10k isn't much if you've been running consistently, even with 2 weeks off.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
Yea 5 and 10k are easy. Main thing is I want better times than previous 10k and half attempts and currently my times suck.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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What's your training regimen look like?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
Run when I can cause it has been stormy af the last week.

I ran 8mi Sat, 6mi Sun, 5k Tues, skipped Wed cause I slept weird, 5k yesterday.

Weekends are basically run as far as I can before hitting a too slow mark.

Last edited by RTHKI (2025-04-04 05:24:56)

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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
Ran 13.3mi yesterday, 6.5 today.

Of course about 6.3 into the 6.5 I tripped on a cellar door that stuck out more than expected. I now have 2 bandaids on my knee and 2 on my left hand
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX
Now linkedin seems to have turned into a chat-fest for retards.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
I won't say it was always like that but it got noticeably worse when covid hit.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+657|4105
A cat watched me steal his home today.
https://i.imgur.com/J01KWJr.png
I didn't have permission from my landlord for the cat shelter my girlfriend built. So I needed to move it before spring comes and my landlord comes by for yard work. A coworker said they would take it. So I went to my backyard to pack it up. As I went out there one of the cat who lives in it saw me and ran into the bushes. I am sure it was watching me while I packed up its home and walked away with it.
https://thumb.photo-ac.com/fb/fb1c360eba3d978559735533525e33f8_t.jpeg
Weirdest thing. The backyard is shared with this Italian deli. There was a full tent in the backyard near a bunch of junk in their section. There was even a pair of crocs near the tent. Also they had a workout bicycle.
https://i.imgur.com/f7kJXyS.png
So apparently someone lives in my backyard and I never knew it. They have also been publicly exercising.
https://media.gettyimages.com/id/200235636-001/photo/mature-man-on-exercise-bike-in-garden-side-view.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=gi&k=20&c=SklxmZ8npMWl39M4EktXIpf_m_4Ai45wWgeWladuvMs=
I am not sure if I should be concerned or at least tell the landlord. I mean I had been misusing the backyard too.
https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1399366107/photo/handsome-young-mixed-race-man-shrugging-his-shoulders-while-standing-in-studio-isolated.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=pA3kd81jyqpUb7DaarkB3WJ37aKBMCNOgh8KFg5scEQ=
And since I didn't notice the backyard guy until now maybe I should just mind my own business. I wonder if the guy was actually in the tent when I was going through the shelter and rendering cats homeless.
https://www.havahart.com/media/Articles/Havahart/Feral-Cat-Trapping-Tips.jpg
I mean think how creeped out he probably is. I wore and face mask, and gloves since I am allergic to cats. Imagine you are just living in your tent and suddenly a masked up Puerto Rican man is 15 feet away from you robbing the cats.
https://i.imgur.com/6209bLK.png
I am sure if I went up to the tent and the backyard guy shot me you would have people on the internet like "why was he dressed like that in the backyard?"
https://i.imgur.com/v6BpOpU.pngThe backyard I at least pay rent to abuse.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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ice has already been alerted. stand by to stand by or whatever
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+657|4105
Caught me while collecting from the cat traps. How will I even feed my family?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX
Seems like my travel visa card got used for $200 on onlyfans a year ago.
This was outside the set travel date window and a different country - I think it should not have gone through on either count.
I'd left a small balance on it, lucky it wasn't more, lucky it wasn't my proper visa card, should have emptied it and cancelled it I guess.
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uziq
Member
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you don't have to lie to us because onlyfans showed up on your credit card statement, dilbert. we're not your parents.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX
Noted
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7122|Cinncinatti
half marathon weekend kicks off with a 1 mile event this evening, just in time for a severe thunderstorm watch
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,068|7157|PNW

a browser suggested to use AI to sort open tabs.

why is AI needed for something like grabbing youtube or shop tabs and putting them into their own group? it seems like a really obtuse way of going about things that could be accomplished way less wastefully by a non-ai app. the most complex, expensive solution for a simple problem.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2025-05-11 13:59:10)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX
Just wait, any moment soon you'll need four parallel i12 processors just to AI index your hard drive.

Plus obviously an array of RTX 5090s to process the blockchain for Trumpcoin.

All off a 500W PSU so you don't harm the planet.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,819|6491|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

you don't have to lie to us because onlyfans showed up on your credit card statement, dilbert. we're not your parents.
Now I looked at it closely I can see that its all OK, and that card has already been replaced.
https://i.imgur.com/hBSbQFW.png
Didn't notice the + and - before, phew.

OTOH There's a weird 1c charge on my new card from a company in America. I'm guessing this could be a pre-scam check?

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2025-05-13 04:06:00)

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uziq
Member
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i just got a £0.01 charge on my card today as well. think it's subscription services sending a handshake/legitimation type charge.

annoying as my banking app on my phone gives me a notification every single time it happens.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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When the hacker signed me up for OnlyFans I briefly checked out Johnny Sins' OnlyFans since that was on the list that the hacker subscribed to.

Crazy how many girls that guy nailed. He must have been filming with multiple girls a week.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+521|3837
lmao. gets access to onlyfans and heads straight to a dude's profile. errrrrm ...
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+657|4105
He was the only person on the list I recognized. The amount of interchangeable Only Fans girls was long though.

You have a point though. Plenty of guys have favorite videos of other men having sex with girls. We have all seen more long dicks than God probably intended.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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