iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
OK WELL, first off i am an extreme mountain biker, and a just bought a brand new bike and its got really nice disc brakes.  so my brakes were rubbing up against the pad so i was in my garage fixing them.... the tire was spinning and my disc brakes have a ridge on them, my left index finger was caught int he ridge and was pulled into the spinning tire.  a spoke cut all the way down to the bone and i ended up getting stitches in my finger. kinda sucks cuz the biking season is almost over and now i cant ride
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6859|A drop house

iceman785 wrote:

OK WELL, first off i am an extreme mountain biker
Sucks Find a new sport..
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
actually some of the mountain bike parks ive been to are awesome
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7042|Camp XRay

yea i did that once sorta. i was trying to change pedals on my bike and one was stuck and i could not loosen it up with an alan wrench. well i came home really drunk that night from the bar and was hell bent on getting that fucking pedal off. well i held the other crank while i yanked on the other one. needless to say i slipped in my drunkenness and sliced my calf wide open on the large chain ring. i bled like a stuck pig because of all the alcohol in my system.
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INFERNO552
One shot wonder
+62|6858|canada
I used to mountain bike but it gets expensive after a while, always breakin parts,buyin new treads, and brake pads etc. . which is why i bmx now its cheap and i think its much better over all
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.

N.A.T.O wrote:

Sigh.....................Why was your finger near a spinning tire.
cuz i was fixing the brake and i needed the tire to be spinning so i could see what was wrong
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6905|Melbourne

U my friend need EXTREME SCOOTING (OLD PEOPLE STYLE)!!!!!!!

its the new in thing,  you ram each other till some one die's then the winner gets the others walking cane!!!

ZOMG!!!! SCOOTER HAX0R!!!!!
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6859|A drop house

Marlboroman82 wrote:

yea i did that once sorta. i was trying to change pedals on my bike and one was stuck and i could not loosen it up with an alan wrench. well i came home really drunk that night from the bar and was hell bent on getting that fucking pedal off. well i held the other crank while i yanked on the other one. needless to say i slipped in my drunkenness and sliced my calf wide open on the large chain ring. i bled like a stuck pig because of all the alcohol in my system.
At least you have a good excuse.
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
haha i BMX too lol
Trigger_Happy_92
Uses the TV missle too much
+394|7068
hah. i was pedaling after greasing the gears up to check everything, and i was wiping some of the grease off the chain as it was going round... too bad the clotch snagged on the rear gear, and sucked my thumb right into one of the teeth. my thumb was totally flat with a punture wound clear through the fingernail.
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
hey its TRIGGER!!!!!, damn dude thats sounds bad lol
INFERNO552
One shot wonder
+62|6858|canada
i broke my left wrist a few months back by caseing on the last jump of the 6 pak (only a 12 foot gap.....)

Last edited by INFERNO552 (2006-09-13 22:33:13)

R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6905|Melbourne

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:

hah. i was pedaling after greasing the gears up to check everything, and i was wiping some of the grease off the chain as it was going round... too bad the clotch snagged on the rear gear, and sucked my thumb right into one of the teeth. my thumb was totally flat with a punture wound clear through the fingernail.
EXTREME!!!!!
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6859|A drop house

iceman785 wrote:

N.A.T.O wrote:

Sigh.....................Why was your finger near a spinning tire.
cuz i was fixing the brake and i needed the tire to be spinning so i could see what was wrong
Work gloves saved my fingers when I worked in a bike shop. I recommend them.
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
yeah, i thought about that while i was in the ER... OH and i was wearign a T-shirt that has an elf on it that is missing an arm and it says "keep both hands inside the sleigh."     ***IRONY!!***
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7139|California

the biking season is never over
Trigger_Happy_92
Uses the TV missle too much
+394|7068

R3v4n wrote:

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:

hah. i was pedaling after greasing the gears up to check everything, and i was wiping some of the grease off the chain as it was going round... too bad the clotch snagged on the rear gear, and sucked my thumb right into one of the teeth. my thumb was totally flat with a punture wound clear through the fingernail.
EXTREME!!!!!
haha, EXTREME!!!! i like that word, esp. with all caps. lol. but anyway, it hurt like a mother for a few weeks.  my second worst would be biking with sandals, going off a jump and my big toenail got stuck in the spoke. bye bye toenail.
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.

stryyker wrote:

the biking season is never over
do you live in alaska? no. shh lol 8 months of cold deathly annoying snow
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6859|A drop house

iceman785 wrote:

yeah, i thought about that while i was in the ER... OH and i was wearign a T-shirt that has an elf on it that is missing an arm and it says "keep both hands inside the sleigh."     ***IRONY!!***
lol irony
OSS-CAPT-SPEIRS
Member
+13|7151|Orange County, CA
One of the best Xtreme mountain bikers in the world is "knuckles" McGee.  He has no fingers on his left hand and only two on his right.  There's hope for you yet.
INFERNO552
One shot wonder
+62|6858|canada

iceman785 wrote:

stryyker wrote:

the biking season is never over
do you live in alaska? no. shh lol 8 months of cold deathly annoying snow
cold or not bikin season is never over!!!!
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.

OSS-CAPT-SPEIRS wrote:

One of the best Xtreme mountain bikers in the world is "knuckles" McGee.  He has no fingers on his left hand and only two on his right.  There's hope for you yet.
wtf? how does he hold on the the grips and how does he brake?!
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.

INFERNO552 wrote:

iceman785 wrote:

stryyker wrote:

the biking season is never over
do you live in alaska? no. shh lol 8 months of cold deathly annoying snow
cold or not bikin season is never over!!!!
guess i got those studded tires for a reason eh?
INFERNO552
One shot wonder
+62|6858|canada

iceman785 wrote:

OSS-CAPT-SPEIRS wrote:

One of the best Xtreme mountain bikers in the world is "knuckles" McGee.  He has no fingers on his left hand and only two on his right.  There's hope for you yet.
wtf? how does he hold on the the grips and how does he brake?!
with his penis!!!
iceman785
Member
+93|7091|Alaska, mother fucker.
lol

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