oberst_enzian
Member
+234|7166|melb.au
ugh. i got hit by a goddamn car. i was riding along a friend's street, and saw a car pull into it from where i was heading to. Suddenly, without really slowing much or indicating, he swerves as if to enter a driveway (i.e. where i'm about to pass) pretty fast. i had reflexes enough to slam on my brakes - and went sailing head first into his bonnet, and then into the street on the other side. If I hadn't grabbed my breaks, I've gone straight under him.

I got a pretty nasty concussion, and amnesia! I woke up in a pool of blood to the ambulance crew, and didn't know who or where I was... freaky. I actually remember waking up and feeling that - not know what was going, and knowing I was in pain but being strangely disconnected from it. Shock I guess.

Thanks to my bike helmet, I was saved from a fractured skull. I mashed up my right hand and the right side of my face pretty good - hand is really swollen and they thought I'd fractured it for awhile, and I busted my lip and needed lots of stiches to stop being able to see my face meat.

I got kept in hospital overnight because of recurring amnesia, but I've been released with a 'bruised, battered and cut but ok' diagnosis.

Now I have to put up with a splitting headache for at least a few days, and my mashed hand is my mouse hand! d'oh!



moral of the story; Bike Helmets WORK. Seriously! I'd be much more fucked up if I hadn't been wearing it.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6950|Singapore
wtf your replies is -1?
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Last edited by jkohlc (2006-10-23 02:57:24)

ShowMeTheMonkey
Member
+125|7126
Hehe. Mashed up hand you would be typing like this:

ocu dfhu s my sahasdggisjreaklgyy gdsgfdf oudsdfch.

Maybe I should start wearing a helmet.
d3athwi5h4
insert clever title here
+59|6937|Kickapoo
Hey man hope you get to feeling well soon.  You are very lucky might want to go buy a lottery ticket
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6918|Sydney, Australia
Hope you feel better soon too.
salmon
Member
+0|6823
get on the phone to claims direct. get a bit of compensation !!

National-Accident-Helpline.co.uk 

lol
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|7165

Where in Melb do you live Ob?

Oh and Glad to See your OK.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6950|Singapore
erm whoa your really lucky....btw when did this happened? hope you recover soon
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7140
Well, since this is about accidents. I'm getting a suspension on thursday... you all know why.
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Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|7165

Your gay?
jord
Member
+2,382|7102|The North, beyond the wall.
I was on a bike and got hit by a car.

Well,more like i hit the car,which was moving.

It hurt but i just got up and the guy parked and we talked.

I never did get a helmet,i'm like the guy off Unbreakable.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6950|Singapore

jord wrote:

I was on a bike and got hit by a car.

Well,more like i hit the car,which was moving.

It hurt but i just got up and the guy parked and we talked.

I never did get a helmet,i'm like the guy off Unbreakable.
so you just fell off your bike with some scrapes and cuts?
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|7068|Ohio
so i take it you were on a bike, not in a car. Because I admit i laughed when i first saw you said you were wearing a bike helmet. Well im glad your ok (for the most part).
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7096|A sunburnt country
Good to hear you're ok man.  Something to tell the chicks at school............
_-_911_-_180891
Member
+540|6926|Shanghai, ethnicity=German
Damn poor you .. I seriously need to wear a helmet .. you know why... cuz i go nuts on my bike..

like this and it hurts when u don't have one on ,,,

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/198/Bike+Stunts/stream
jord
Member
+2,382|7102|The North, beyond the wall.

jkohlc wrote:

jord wrote:

I was on a bike and got hit by a car.

Well,more like i hit the car,which was moving.

It hurt but i just got up and the guy parked and we talked.

I never did get a helmet,i'm like the guy off Unbreakable.
so you just fell off your bike with some scrapes and cuts?
No,i was at the traffic lights and pressed the button but it took too long so i looked and didn't see any cars.So i started to ride across and a car turns and hits my front wheel and my bike go's into the car.The shock took the pain away.

It was a busy day and 50 people must of been looking,i felt like a right dick.

My bike broke as well.That was the worst part.

To answer the question,no,i didn't even fall off the bike,the car crushed my finger against my metal handlebar and i wen't to the front of the bike but no over,so my balls hit the front.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6950|Singapore

jord wrote:

jkohlc wrote:

jord wrote:

I was on a bike and got hit by a car.

Well,more like i hit the car,which was moving.

It hurt but i just got up and the guy parked and we talked.

I never did get a helmet,i'm like the guy off Unbreakable.
so you just fell off your bike with some scrapes and cuts?
No,i was at the traffic lights and pressed the button but it took too long so i looked and didn't see any cars.So i started to ride across and a car turns and hits my front wheel and my bike go's into the car.The shock took the pain away.

It was a busy day and 50 people must of been looking,i felt like a right dick.

My bike broke as well.That was the worst part.

To answer the question,no,i didn't even fall off the bike,the car crushed my finger against my metal handlebar and i wen't to the front of the bike but no over,so my balls hit the front.
your balls? ouch....
BVC
Member
+325|7119
Best of luck getting better!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7097|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Get well soon - your typing and speling is still better than mone.
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|7261|A Small Isle in the Tropics

Sorry to hear about this. Make sure you have every single medical condition recorded, and go for a civil suit if you find yourself deteriorating in health. I don't normally encourage ambulance chasing lawyers but certainly if the other party was negligent, then you have to seek redress and compensation.

Get well soon!
r3ddrag0n
Huge Member
+2|7124
Get well soon man. Good to see you're okay and all (for the most part i'm guessing).
_-_911_-_180891
Member
+540|6926|Shanghai, ethnicity=German

_-_911_-_180891 wrote:

Damn poor you .. I seriously need to wear a helmet .. you know why... cuz i go nuts on my bike..

like this and it hurts when u don't have one on ,,,

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/198/Bike+Stunts/stream
Well of course I'm sorry for you.... I hope ya get better and can play again...
Brasso
member
+1,549|7054

Damn straight they work.  I don't mind wearing mine because I grew out of the Barbie stage and got me a $10 helmet at Odd Lots that actually looks good.  Sorry that idiot can't drive.  Get well soon , but most importantly take care of that mouse hand!
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7021|Seattle

No pictures?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,991|7055|949

King_County_Downy wrote:

No pictures?
QFE

Call me crazy, but I love to see gruesome photos of other people's misfortunes.

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